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I've dated a lot. Mostly over text messaging. Now I'm writing a book about it.

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I'm not the only one that gets propositioned for sex by married couples, right? #secondtimeinamonth #twodifferentcountries #textlationshiplondonedition

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#snapchat

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I know I've been low key for a bit...just not dating much...focusing on slaying life right now. I haven't forgotten about you and I appreciate the continued support😘

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I'm honored that @abramadeofham used my rejection text. Thanks for the shoutout😉😘 #mytextlationship

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#truth

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He seemed so sweet when we met😕 #eslproblems 🇨🇩

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Been in NYC for less than two days and so far I wandered through the park with one of my amazing followers, @clemsaucy (pictured), saw a hilarious improv show at @ucbtheatreeast, and met a guy walking out of the gym that within 3 minutes of talking asked if I wanted a "quick and dirty hookup". (at Central Park)

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I had just met this guy the night before this text exchange took place...THE FUCKING NIGHT BEFORE. #textlationship

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Haters gonna hate...potatoes gonna potate. #textlationship

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I know. #textsfromyourex

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Hope you'll settle for a farewell text instead. #textlationship

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I finally met a good one...it's only been a month, and what an amazing one it has been😍... Never lower your standards...wait for the person that pole vaults over that shit. #getwhatyougive #reallifefacetofacerelationship This is not a #textlationship...this is my #supplementaltextlationship #somethingaddedtoreinforceorextendawhole *smile*

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For my 33rd birthday, I decided to finally walk away from my unhealthy relationship with online dating. #ifyourebraveenoughtosaygoodbyelifewillrewardyouwithanewhello #whichitdid #detailscomingsoon #hesamazing *smile*

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If you think I'm so lame then why go out of your way to find me on whatsapp, snapchat, and leave me a 2 min voicemail throwing mad shade? #letitgopal Just to give you some context...he messaged me on #okcupid 10 days ago and there was a bit back and forth. I asked to meet up, but he lives an hour away and the texts were sporadic and kinda boring so it fizzled after a grand total of 3 days. He text a couple more times, to which I did not respond. #noresponseisstillaresponse Then he called and said very rude things on my voicemail, started looking at my snaps and sent me this on whatsapp. #thisoneneedsashortstory

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😐🔫 #idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore

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Actually I prefer proper punctuation and someone that knows roses ARE flowers.