text post collection

dump of relatable & funny text posts

[spritespi]

“aren’t you tired of being nice” no!!!! i’m tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!!!!

[greelin]

and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

[hedonisticgene-deactivated20230]

Best type of character causes at least 50% of their own problems and then cries about it

[wizardpotions]

not now honey daddy's unleashing his beam attack

[spiritunwilling]

gods weakest soldier. minor events kick the shit out of me daily god hands me his lightest battles and i start sniffling and fumbling the bag

[valtsv]

staring at his tits while he mansplains

[ruinsmami]

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

[wizard-email]

god that's pathetic. do you wanna kiss ?

[girldog]

unfortunatyely im displaying behaviours. and acting in ways

[ashstfu]

“they tried to kill each other” yes and? do you have a problem with true love

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

i need her so bad (a man covered in blood)

[alter-koker]

[with regard to a 45+ year old disheveled man] omg wife alert

[selftrepanning]

he’s like my manic pixie dream girl but a middle aged man

[teufelsmaske-deactivated2025052]

covering up a murder together is such an underrated form of intimacy

[valtsv]

well i'm no wizard but i can hit you with a wooden "beam" that immediately takes the effect of "give you a concussion"

[cuuno-moved]

i support bi rights. but more relevantly i support bi wrongs

[nonknowledge3-deactivated202309]

we could be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get