Texts to my Ex

Post them here. Cry, scream, rant, and rage over that stupid douche who doesn't even DESERVE your anger, let alone you.

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absence and lack of communication makes the heart idealize a person and subconsciously twist one’s perception of them into something greater than they really are

[textmyex]

BTDT >.<

[thegirlwhocrieswolf]

My NEW book Memories is now available for pre-order via Amazon, BN.com + The Book Depositoryand bookstores worldwide. Official launch is October 2015. Yay!

[kushandwizdom]

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Good Vibes HERE

[afairysong-deactivated20170430]

[textmyex]

Forgive them, then forget them.

Secret from PostSecret.com

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woe

[jakobhetzer]

[lovequotesrus]

Everything you love is here

[bratbrain-deactivated20170619]

[fucklikeagod]

[daddymasterdom]

Sounds like a plan to me ;)

[readyformylastfirstdate]

Waiting for the most boring date ever to finish his drink so I can leave

I’m just like…

[textmyex]

Ugh, this happened to me once last summer. I swear, I noticed the level in her glass and watched the time. Then I realized SHE WAS NURSING THE DRINK TO KEEP ME HOSTAGE. Fuck that shit. I made up some excuse and ditched that weirdo.

[textmyex]

When you come across a pic of your ex and SHE HAS STOLEN YOUR FUCKING HEAD…

WTF, hair like mine, same look. Not sure whether to be pissed off or flattered.

Bitch.

[veryfunnymemes]

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Pizza After Sex?

[textmyex]

Ship Your Enemies Glitter

The civilized choice for tormenting an Ex. I keep saying I'm going to pile horse shit all over an Ex's cars and set it on fire. Too extreme? Probably. But glitter? SO NOT PSYCHOTIC and therefore perfectly reasonable.

[kushandwizdom]

You don’t get to choose who handles your heart. There are simply people who were born with it in their teeth. When you meet them, it is best to build a bomb shelter.

Tara Hardy (via kushandwizdom)

Good Vibes HERE

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[textmyex]

2015 Dating Resolution

Send dick pics to anyone who messages me about wanting to "take it slow" or be "friends first." Yes, lesbians.

Seriously, people, THE ADULTS ARE DATING HERE. Go back to your playground and your kiddie tea parties and make you little friends there. When you're ready for an adult relationship, which include SEX, come back but not until.

[textmyex]

WAT! Another couple-bragger BUSTED?

Wow, so an event that's being billed as a dating thing for SINGLES and someone signed herself up for it as a "maybe." Oh, and it's on Valentine's Day. Does your gf know about this?

Actually, I thought the pics were kind of cute. Who knew... it's all a sham :(

[kushandwizdom]

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Good Vibes HERE