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(678):

You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I’m pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There’s your summary.

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#celegorm #the silmarillion #silmarillion #don't lie you know this would happen

(681):

Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.

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#aredhel/celegorm #aredhel #celegorm #texts from arda #texts from last night #the silmarillion #silmarillion

(804):

girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.

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#manwe #varda #the silmarillion #elbereth #silmarillion #texts from arda #texts from last night

(914):

Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up

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#beren #luthien #the silmarillion #silmarillion #texts from arda #texts from last night

I miss you. You're the best thing on the internet.

the best thing on the internet! wow.

so I kind of fell off this blog, but I’m going to try to come back, since I have a whole bunch of asks in this inbox and I do love making dumb memes for my favorite fandoms.

so yeah, I’m back. :D

#maeglinthebold #conversating

(217):

So, I was thinking… Since this restraining order doesn’t go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.

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#curufin #celegorm #y'all know who this is about #silmarillion #the silmarillion #texts from last night #texts from arda

(702):

If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.

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#sauron #annatar #i mean though #silmarillion #the silmarillion #texts from last night #texts from arda

(570):

U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless

#feanor #silmarillion #the silmarillion #WE'RE BAAAACK #(maybe no promises)

(615):

How bad is it that I’m banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.

#celegorm #texts from arda #presented without comment #up to you which brother and sister though #silmarillion #texts from last night

(425):

i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me

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#gwindor #oops sorry #never drink with turin kids #silmarillion #texts from arda #texts from last night

I'm not quite clear if you're Silm-only? I thought of a good one when browsing textsfromlastnight, but it's more LotR-era. I mean, I could make it Silm-era if I found the right fanart, but I don't know if the right fanart exists.

I have been Silm-only up to now, and I would prefer to stay First and Second Age as there are blogs for Lord of the Rings texts. However, that said, go ahead and send it along to me, and I can make a call based on the fanart combination.