Texts from Cedreitia, or: when Sock hit a new low

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(715): All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever

Xavier

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(615): Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging

Xavier

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(701): i want to fuck (320): ? (701): it's pretty self explanatory

Andy to Asher

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(585): i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject

someone to Asher

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(803): I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy

Andy

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(240): I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.

Asher

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(479): I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.

Andy

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(917): Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY

Xav to any of his harem

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(661): I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it

Venge

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(425): We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.

Venge and/or Saff

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(240): I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.

Marcus

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(734): Omg the world wants us to be better people (541): I refuse

someone to any one of our peeps

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(860): I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes

Asher

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(843): Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.

Venge

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(330): It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.

Saff

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(602): I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.

Andy

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(203): How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church

anyone. maybe not in a literal sense, but certainly as a metaphor for their lives as former Serious Angsty Drama Characters turned Kinky Gay Orgy-Goers