Texts from Keating Five

A Texts from Last Night-blog for ABC's How to Get Away with Murder *Inactive*

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I. Freaking. Love. This. Blog. 👏👏👏👏👏 Hope you're having a good start to 2017 :)

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(+44): Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction

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I'm just curious, what do the numbers next to the posts mean?

here

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(757): I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.

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I LOVE THIS BLOG OMG I JUST BINGED HTGAWM AND I FOUND THIS BLOG AND YESSSS Also, how old is Bonnie? Why do you figure 36? (Was a reference made somewhere?) on the wiki page it says she's 21 and I'm like ... But how? And Frank's 32? Idk why I care but I do😂😂😂 for the sake of my ship #TeamBosherforlyfe 😍

I don’t know if Bonnie’s age has ever been mentioned in canon. She’s not 21 though. In 2x11 there was a flashback to “10 years earlier” and this is Bonnie then

So she’s probably in her 30′s now. 

I don’t necessarily think Bonnie is 36. The captions are Texts From Last Night. I take no credit. All I do is choose a screen cap and a text and put them together :)

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(519): I don't understand how he could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex.

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This blog is the best! I've just read the world thing and it's hilarious. Totally up to you but would you consider not posting edits for new episodes for like a week? I don't always get time to watch it straight away. Either way thanks for the awesome work!

Thank you for this lovely message. I'm glad you enjoy the blog :)

Considering the show's constant twists and turns I think a lot of my edits would seem outdated if I waited a week. Usually I post my first edit Saturday or Sunday.

Let me know if I should use a tag for blacklists (e.g. #htgawm spoilers).

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(626): I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know, balance.

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Do you hate Frank or what?

This blog is not about how I feel about any of the characters (or ships). I work with what the show is giving us, and right now the other characters on the show are pretty damn angry with Frank so of course my posts reflect that.

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(850): We had sex last night...... This "friends" thing is going well.

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can u do more of wes x laurel from the new episode

Yes, I already have something in mind for those two :)

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(843): I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.

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What does the number in front of your sentence mean? For example: (708).

From the About page:

The numbers are area codes; (703) is in Virginia, (913) is in Kansas, (+44) is in UK and so on. They let you know where the texts are sent from.

In the context of this blog they serve no purpose except staying true to the source material and illustrating that the text is a TFLN and not an actual caption/subtitle.

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(708): So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?

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(978): is no an emotion because that's what I'm feeling right now

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I love this account so much?! (Ps sorry for stalking you today I've like pretty much all your flaurel posts oops)

Sorry I've taken so long to reply. I’ve been on vacation.

Well, let’s hope we get some new flaurel scenes soon, so I can make more flaurel posts :)

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(403): I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...