texts from last shadowrun

collected tweets and incidents from our weekly shadowrun game

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Rigger: Can I add a self destruct mechanism to this drone?

GM: Yeah, but that would enter into over modding rules.

Rigger: It won’t cost mod slots if I just duct tape a grenade on!

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"Decker"

GM:  Okay, Duke successfully jumps into the car and lands on Titus’s lap.  Titus, make a perception check.

(Rolls, passes)

GM:  You notice that the letters on Duke’s deck are running off it.  Also, you notice that Duke’s deck is actually a pizza box with ‘IS REAL DECK’ written on it.

Titus the Street Sam:  Guys, I’m no decker, but I don’t think this is normal.

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1 year!

textsfromlastshadowrun turned a year old today! Some of you are probably aware that I’ve been livetweeting our game on Friday nights for longer than that, but I don’t get an unsolicited email reminder for that, so... happy birthday us!

Our game’s on hiatus at the moment, set to begin anew with fresh characters in a few weeks, so this seems like the perfect time to mention we accept submissions!

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The Spirit of Seattle: Hey I just met you, this is crazy, I'm a city, call me maybe?

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We need the rat shaman. We needs rats in every pants.

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Rigger: He's like, 'I hate you'...

Shaman: I thought that was just his resting GM face.

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When somebody asks if it's on your character sheet, you say YES.

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Cybork: Alright team, hold my beer, watch this.

*ignites sewer claymore*

*vaporizes street*

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GM: The truck falls over-

Thief: Like a turtle?

GM: No... like a truck...

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NO. NO AMIGARA FAULT REFERENCES AT THE TABLE. NOOOOOOOO.

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Rigger: When asshole's on fire, shits gonna get real.

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Wolf Shamans: Look, assholes on flying ghost bikes! Ah'm gonna WRASSLE IT!

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I just like that 'the guy with the ants' is ambiguous...

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...As the chicken is sucked away into the air elemental, it makes a startled noise as if suddenly remembering it is a flightless bird.

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DON'T TEASE THE GM WHILE HE'S TELLING ME HOW GREAT MY BOMB WAS!

Cybork demo expert

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I just weaponized a sewer system!

our cybork/demo expert

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GM: Don't argue with the recap, it's canon now.