The Devil is a Poor Texter

I don't even know anymore...

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I totally ship Shiro and Sadao.

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Its because these two have the best interactions.

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A day in the demon kings household

Typically Satan doesnt wake up to the smell of smoke. You might think otherwise after reading stories about hell and the pits, but no. Satan usually wakes up to the smell of japanese cooking. However this scent was that of melting plastic and burning tatami mats. "AHHHHHHHHHHH" In his subconsious, Sadao Maou is aware of his NEET Demon General Lucifer emerging from his noodle boxes and running toward his melting computer. Lucifer's adolecent wails resound through the small room. "Noooo my games! My music! My illegally downloaded por--" The NEET is cut of short as he feels the a evil prescence behing him. "You better think about how you finish that sentance..." A vein in Shiro's forehead throbs menacingly. Wait. Somethings wrong with this picture. Aren't they missing the computer that is on fire? "Be glad that master isn't awake right now! You shut-in! Put out your computer this instant!" Alciel seems even more motherly this morning. "Both of you shut up. I was fine with the stupidness the other month but I will not be late to my shift because of you two." Sadao sits up his head in his hands. Shiro glares at Hanzo who shrugs. "Wouldn't now be a good time to put out the flaming PC?"

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Sadao woke up with noodles in his futon. Jumping up he could see the Shiro yelling out the window. When Sadao looked outside he could see Hanzo running across their field of vision yelling, "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!". Suzuna was chasing after him with her hammer and Emi was following Suzuna holding chopsticks. He didn't know... He didn't want to know... All he knew was that it was going to be a long day...

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IM BAAAAACCK!!!

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For the cuteness

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Hanzo's balls narrowly escaped

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Alciel may or may not jave been stalking Hanzo

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I don't think Hanzo wants to come out of the closet

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What happens when NEETs leave the house

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No offence to any boku no pico fans

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Lucifer is digging his own grave.

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Im too brown to have a monitor tan

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Emi seems mad

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Poor Lucifer

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