Rude, to Reno: I wasn't worried. You assured me you'd make it home safe because you had pizza rolls were waiting for you.
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@textsfrommidgar
Rude, to Reno: I wasn't worried. You assured me you'd make it home safe because you had pizza rolls were waiting for you.
Cid: Can we fast forward all this to the part where we get gyros.
Zack: Well technically I did have a shirt on.
Zack: It was just around my waist.
Elena: So I just googled the ten commandments-
Reno: Yeah, we're fucked.
Cloud: I was going through mum's stuff in the attic last night and I found a deer candelabrum.
Cloud: The antlers had candle holders- it was like a deep country menorah.
Tifa: We are going back and getting that thing right now.
Sephiroth: Alright. I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night.
Genesis: This is a bet we're both destined to lose, I think.
Zack: He washed my hair while I ate him out in the shower.
Zack: Bored or gay?
Reno: So I woke up today with someone's doorknob in my pocket.
Elena: I hope everyone else got out of the house okay.
Reno: The dude just kept asking me "do you love it? Tell me you love it," as I was riding him.
Zack: And?
Reno: I told him it was alright.
Cloud: I feel like someone was just looking at my memory, took out an eraser and was like, "hope he doesn't need that".
Reno: I can't believe I wasted a thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Aeris: I found Zack on the dance floor with his cellphone to his ear.
Aeris: He was saying that he didn't like the music they were playing so he was going to listen to his own.
Aeris: Last night when I was hammered, I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favourite ones in the whole world.
Tifa: You needed a reminder??
Cloud: So I hit rock bottom, and g-d threw me a shovel.
Cloud: And I contined to dig.
Rude: Do you think that guy in all camo's going hunting or something?
Reno: Should I go bump into him and be all like "woah sorry, didn't see you there"?
Cid: The last two calls in my phone are Domino's Pizza and 111.
Cid: I'm not sure how my night went.
Zack: The brownie started to kick in before I finished the essay.
Zack: It became a race against my own increasing intoxication.