Texts From Utena

Ohtori Academy meets Texts from Last Night. Warning for spoilers from all 39 Episodes of Revolutionary Girl Utena as well as the movie Adolescence of Utena. This will undoubedly include NSFW language, themes, and triggering content. I intend to update this blog weekly initially.

[textsfromutena]

You probably get asked this a lot, but what do those numbers in front of the text stand for?

They're Area codes for the numbers who sent the texts

[textsfromutena]

Hi there! I know I'm a few years late to the Utena fandom, but better late than never I guess. I absolutely love your posts and was wondering if I could send you a few submissions of my own? I have currently put them in a Word document and I'd be happy to email it to you! Let me know what you think :)

Absolutely!

[sansadaynes]

gay/lesbian solidarity

[textsfromutena]

(410): my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals

[textsfromutena]

(410): so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers

[textsfromutena]

(512): She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?

[textsfromutena]

(201): i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again

(845): I give it a week.

[textsfromutena]

(803): I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me

[textsfromutena]

(573): Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night

[textsfromutena]

(602): I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...

[textsfromutena]

(360): I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.

[textsfromutena]

(419): Let’s be honest, I’ve seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.

[textsfromutena]

(708): Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

[utenarevolusionaria]

Very bad meme XD

[textsfromutena]

Text:  (402): As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice

[textsfromutena]

Text:

(254): I know he’s only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!

[textsfromutena]

Text:

(716): I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.