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A mess of just general shit posting but mostly Star Trek DS9. Includes OC’s/OC x Canon, and a fair share of the occasional nsfvv post.

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lost-in-a-nebula

delta quadrant kiddos

onetobeamupart

in fair terok nor, where we lay our scene

revisited in honor of restarting my artblog

wizard-dax

Pride Month on DS9 is a staffing nightmare

hydrattan

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

voidgivnfocus

star trek characters who i think would say fuck if they were allowed:

-miles o'brien

-deanna troi

-kira nerys (only if she's really mad though)

-ben sisko (ditto)

-b'elanna torres

-leonard mccoy

-nog (trust me on this one)

characters who probably wouldn't say fuck but i want them to:

-data

-kathryn janeway

-emh (his programming probably doesn't allow it)

jazzypizzaz

ok but Ferengi music as erotica, certain pitches that vibrate their ears in a certain way to be titillating

bpdhansxlo-deactivated20161028

what if klingon opera is like softcore porn

eriexplosion

Puts a whole new spin on Nog listening to it at high volume for Worf in In the Cards

writingdose

fanfic writers who type their works directly onto ao3 instead of copy-and-pasting from elsewhere have no fear. fear fears them.

malwarechips

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

rosexknight

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

gonzocoded

nobody will ever get me the way john singer sargent does

gonzocoded

like. are you kidding me

a-most-beloved-fool

Here's your periodic reminder that the reason Kirk (tos-flavor) got a commendation for his solution to the Kobayashi Maru is because his "cheating" was his answer. Kirk's answer to the question of, "What do you do in a no-win scenario?" is "I break the rules until it isn't a no-win scenario. I don't give up on my crew, and I do whatever I can to save as many lives as possible."

computer-voiced-by-majel-barrett

And here's your periodic reminder—or first-time FYI, depending—that according to certain apocrypha, Nog similarly "beat" the Kobayashi Maru by relentlessly demanding to barter with the enemy until the simulation crashed. Like a true Ferengi, his answer to "What would you do in a no-win scenario?" is "Renegotiate the terms of the scenario. Rule of Acquisition #98: Everyone has their price."

brynthatalien

Annual pre-artfight dump🫡🫡

sjmillerart

I’ve drawn a few creepy twisty Odos before, but I really wanted to explore what it might’ve been like in the show aand I wanted to draw more Odo being twisty. So this little comic sprung out of that!

This was a fun exercise and I learned a lot while putting it together. Like how much I love drawing Quark.

milatheregnar

My favorite is the fourth panel. Quarks hands went straight to begging position.

finnglas

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

finnglas

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

finnglas

oh no is this what we’re doing now

finnglas

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

redstonedust

funniest part of reviving ocs i made as a kid is being like "yeah i always imagined them as a mature member of the group who really has their shit together" [checks their info] "what the fuck do you mean they were supposed to be fifteen years old"