I don’t suppose you have any skater shoes in stock, do you? I’ve always liked the looks of them, especially ones like Osiris brand.
Luckily we have just the thing, a pair of black skater vans, sadly not osiris. As you put them on, you feel yourself changing, becoming younger and hotter. The man at the counter quickly gives you a skateboard and takes you outside where you find yourself in a run down neighborhood. Not that it matters you just want to skate.







