"FUCKING TWAT! You really thought I wanted to be your fella?"
Lance laughed looking at his newly acquired VANS.
"How's that face feel? Made sure the insoles are your face, so my sweaty damp feet an socks mold round your face constantly! Get used to this, the change was permanent, you tosspot!"
Lance heads off for a casual 15 mile run in his VANS. He already forgot the name of the guy he changed.


















