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[tftommy]

odeyagarfield: you can get me pregnant six more times and i'll still want dogs

thomasgarfield: you really are my perfect girl

[tftommy]

odeyagarfield: bring me all the dogs

thomasgarfield: as you wish my love

[tftommy]

tristangarfield: good. i love dogs. i'll buy a farm if i have to lol

thomasgarfield: i love them too. but with the kids odeya might kill me if i bring another one home

[tftommy]

tristangarfield: two, shoe chewer boy and the little girl in my arms the whole time

thomasgarfield: you’re gonna have twenty dogs by the time you’re dad's age

[tftommy]

thomasgarfield: how many did you take home this time?

[tftommy]

anguscloud: don't mess around rn my man lol

thomasgarfield: I’m a little drunk

[tftommy]

thomasgarfield: she named her son storm when Gus’s last name is cloud. how is that not a little funny?

[tftommy]

thomasgarfield: i don’t know if i could ever call zelda aunt considering my brother is married to her sister

[tftommy]

thomasgarfield: only my parents can have multiple grandchildren and still have babies lol

[tftommy]

thomasgarfield: dad gave me a project. It’s going to take me weeks to finish

[tftommy]

thomasgarfield: someone finally found his mj

[tftommy]

odeyagarfield: just like how i'm about to say it now, come control trenton and tanner. i'm getting toys and other things thrown at me, little spideys learned their web throwing abilities early.

thomasgarfield: coming my love

[tftommy]

thomasgarfield: i know i'm in trouble whenever mom or odeya say thomas andrew

[tftommy]

tristangarfield: i'm such an aunties boy lol

thomasgarfield: yeah. we know. i have mom to myself lol

[tftommy]

thomasgarfield: i get the feeling my wife is mad at me

[tftommy]

thomasgarfield: i didn’t need to know about my brother’s sex life (even if it is true lol)

[tftommy]

thomasgarfield: i have no idea what is going on