coolerthanwally:
“ UMM, i’m pretty sure that was just coincidence. IT like wasn’t even remotely scary though to be honest. & m’telling ya right now that there’s nothing raunchy about this suit….but it does accentuate my trunk junk wonderfully. “ AGAIN white on green? is he one of santas little helpers? a part of golden eyed speedster is hoping for just that so santa can get a good stern talking to about forgetting barts PS4 last christmas. no way is he getting over that betrayal anytime soon. the temptation to drape opposed in fairy lights is almost becoming too strong to ignore, so instead feet dash quicker than lightning, becoming a blur & then emptiness. only seconds pass before his return accompanied by a can of soda. distraction reached. no lights in hand. “ ERR…i needed to do that for reasons, good reasons….Speed? never heard of ya. only costumed folk around here is my clique & we’re all speedsters. do you, uhh….light up? “
you know what, suit aside, this guy wasn’t as bad as Speed had originally thought. This soda sure earning Ronald a few points in his favor, anyway. Even if his suit does scream ‘aesthetic sin’, even HE can let something as trivial ( && mind numbing ) as suit mishaps go without too much of a fuss. Even if he was tempted to ask for a BigMac && fries with a large sweet tea, not too much ice.
❝ If you’re asking if I smoke weed then sorry, that part of my life is over,
---- I’m kidding. But if you’re asking me if I can leave a blazing trail of dust, then yes. Yes I do light up, almost everyday I am lighting up and it is great. ❞
