For thr game
1. 8 motngs
2. 1 baby
3. ~35 lbs
4. Bug and in the way
5. You don#t know ywt (haven't given birth)
6. You dj ywt
7. Full
8. Hips mainly but softer all owvr
9. Torpedo tumny
(I gotta admire the self restraint you showed in only giving me one baby after twins and triplets from everyone else. I also have to admire how cute it is when you're drunk and cant type straight. "Tumny" is going in my vocab.)
I DO love the idea of getting wider child bearing hips but overall just getting softer. My arms are softer, letting me give better hugs, my ass is plusher, my thighs a little more squishy... but my belly, my belly juts STRAIGHT out. It's not even that big by volume, but the way the baby sits and my uterus grows, its hard to cover it properly because leggings and shirts just... ride down/up respectively. I usually have a sliver of bare tummy skin showing that i cant SEE because its so far out front, the only time i notice it is when i get a cool breeze on it or nudge something. My waddle is pretty strong despite only having one and not being full term because my center of gravity is so awkwardly forward. Don't ask me to bend forward or do the dishes, and please dont comment on how my drivers seat is ALL the way back. No, i dont know how i'll get around if this thing sticks out any more than it already does...
