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i am unkillable.

reblog if you're pro sexualization for pervert purposes in art

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

they should invent the kind of sex that makes you feel actually genuinely totally safe and loved.

I think I would look even cuter if I was covered head to toe in bruises and hickeys right now actually. I think it would be very cutesy of me if i were constantly shifting around because I can't sit comfortably.

kindheartedhog

At the park

I've gotten into this really bad habit of scrolling tumblr all day at work instead of doing work but also I don't caaaaaaaaaare anymore this internship doesn't even feel real anymore lol

if it's not tumblr it's sudoku.com on repeat or daily crosswords fr, maybe sporcle word ladders if the mood strikes

maybe one of these days I'll actually do some writing......

girlballs

i jerk off till my penis scrweam

mallowmaenad

dark timeline: manosphere emu egg trend leads to new mainstream egg laying fetish as tiktok overwatchface model girls start roleplaying as having laid the egg the men are about to eat to encourage them to get their nutrients leading to an upward trend in yoshi kirigumis as niche sexual paraphernalia and a new character added to whatever hero shooter or moba is most desperate for new money at the time thats like sexy velociraptor themed with wide birthing hips and the manosphere gets over the emu egg trend when people start making gratuitous high fidelity SFM animations of that character laying eggs as it has now been deemed Gooner Shit to eat emu eggs causing emu farmers dealing with a sudden financial fallout and having to lean into that side of the appeal resulting in a new disgusting egg flavored gamer supps flavor featuring a leggy emu gijinka girl and people arguing online about whose waifu would have the better tasting eggs. Someone on twitter/bluesky/4chan makes a new "dinomama-chan" character who follows in a similar niche to the aforementioned raptor girl but with conventionally attractive young looking anime milf aesthetic who has a deadbeat NEET son who plays video games all day that she makes dino nuggies for as well as scrambled eggs made from her own eggs with all the expected sexual tension. The telephone game leads to trans girls getting better about eating breakfast and lunch by making themselves egg meals and imagining it came out of dinomama's cloaca making the original creator fabulously rich from plushie sales (not from makeship but the other one that lets you sell the plushies with sexualized designs I forgot the name) Hardly any of this is able to let emu farmers financially recover from the loss of sales due to the beginning trend raising the prices to being even more prohibitively expensive causing a politician whose really behind on the internet and culture who still thinks emu eggs give you big dick balls man milk energy lobbying to subsidize the emu farmers and going on hundreds of podcasts resulting in one of them eventually showing him AI generated oviposition porn on their phone making him think lizard people are real and hiding in our midst but like in a Super Mario Bros (1993) way causing another telephone game on bluesky and tumblr that jacking it to dinomama or owning dinomama plushies makes you antisemitic and the premier oviposition and lizardgirl fetish blog on tumblr gets nuked by staff after being mass-reported resulting in edgy transfeminist kinksters adopting an aesthetic around Riptor's cheerleader costume from the 2013 reboot of Killer Instinct in retaliation

voxsymphonia

huh

#huh

awawawabot

i can truly say i love my friends so so so much it breaks my heart sometimes

awawawabot

<3<3<3<3

cathartidae

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

cathartidae

ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

8akesale

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

vivienvalentino

it’s always summer v winter bitches fighting for their life, where are the spring/autumn girlies, the moderate temperatures crowd, the transition period aficionados, the ‘sun is shining but the wind’s cold’ connoisseurs, the ‘decay and rebirth of nature’ devotees