Face Full Back And Scream Loudly Into The Void

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[gunsandfireandshit]

[pukicho]

Just saw a fish get his head torn asunder by a massive cleaver. Hope he’s okay.

[tgoldwalker]

I hear he’s got a splitting headache but otherwise is fine

[tgoldwalker]

Nothing more fun in this world than getting poisoned in a swamp

[tgoldwalker]

I hate being reminded of the passage of time

[tgoldwalker]

Playing the Up-Beat demo today!

[tgoldwalker]

I forget to put a link god damnit

[tgoldwalker]

Playing the Up-Beat demo today!

[tgoldwalker]

There may be some hot takes in here the people are not ready for

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

I tried distracting a vampire by throwing rice at him, but I only had two grains with me so it didn't work. He counted them instantly. Then he asked me what I was even doing with exactly two grains of rice, and I explained how a bowl of rice tastes better if you spread it out over an entire day. I asked him if he was gonna suck my blood but he said no, he just had a lot more questions about the rice thing.

[tgoldwalker]

I’m kinda like George costanza but without any of his redeeming qualities

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

[desudog-deactivated20240822]

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There seems to be a lotus blooming in my askbox. Let's all fold our hands behind our backs maturelike and view it for a moment

[charl0ttan]

the jack and jill narrative never explicitly mentions them getting their pail of water from a well. evidence of the pailmonger?

[charl0ttan]

think about it- what else could have caused jack to fall down and break his crown, but the whim of the foul pailmonger?

[charl0ttan]

my childhood = ruined.

[parkchanwoohoo]

(@/knxcxm on tt)

[cipher-fresh]

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

[tgoldwalker]

Contender for funniest normal in the game rn

[tgoldwalker]

I have been out freek’d

[charl0ttan]

tshirt that says objects in tshirt are exactly as far away as they appear