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30 something lesbian milf with many interests. I blog the stuff that gets me horny. NSFW and 18+

[craving-your-sweet-touch-deacti]

[softandcutex]

More than a handful

[th24th24]

Yes please

[girlbortion]

lube gets talked about as if it’s just some thing that will make sexual acts more pleasurable (which is valid and true) but i didn’t learn until like, last week that it’s also just as important as condoms from a public health perspective. 

you reduce your chances of getting/giving STDs by a lot when you use lube (even without a condom/dental dam/finger cot/etc) because it lessens the chances of developing microtears (little cuts on your genitals/mouth) during sex acts that open up ports of entry for the exchange of diseases. 

[jervae]

Fat people that don’t identify as fat and/ or don’t want to be fat and/ or don’t accept theirselves as fat

I absolutely understand. We live in a “does this make me look fat” headass world. People say “you’re not fat, you’re beautiful” all the time. It’s intellectually dishonest. We’re fat and beautiful and diverse but most of all important. You are important and I understand why being called fat in a fat shaming world is something you’re not into. I just want you to know I’m fighting for you too. Internalized fatphobia is super complex and it complicates finding your place in community. It’s not a switch you can turn on or off unpacking fatphobia is something some of us make a lifetime commitment to. There’s a lot more I could say about this but I’ll leave it here for now.

[iridessence]

I’m not the op so she’s welcome to kick me off but I’d like to add that you are entitled to your feelings and I’m fighting for you too, but consider how and where you voice those feelings and whether or not the way you do so reinforces fat phobia further in others, especially around those of us doing the work around changing societal perceptions or trying to find peace with ourselves. It’s hard to fight for y’all when you join in on actively shitting on us.

[jervae]

Absolutely this!

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[theszandor-deactivated20190509]

I’m gonna reblog for y’all but also for me bc I’m a writer man I need this random info

[stripedanddimpledbeauty-deactiv]

[th24th24]

Looks like a friend I used to have a huge crush on. But this model is much thicker 😍

[forevabeautyy]

GET WITHTH THE QUEEEEN💦

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[th24th24]

Too much wine made me pee my pants in public

Had a pee desperation moment last night. I was out with a friend and between us we drank 3 bottles of wine. I drove her home but knew I should have peed before leaving but wanted the get some fast food before the restaurant closed. She was saying a long goodbye and I felt a few trickles slipping out. As we finally hugged goodbye I felt the flood gates start to open. A warm stream trickled down my pants and started to pool in my shoes. I tried desperately to stop and pull away but I couldn't and it just kept coming out. My friend instantly noticed and pulled back to see me wetting myself in front of her. But I had also gotten some on her before she could moved. "OMG, I'm so sorry" I said as I continued to just let it all flow out of me. She hugged me again as I was still peeing and peed her pants too. She whispered in my ear "Now we're pee buddies". I was instantly turned on because I could feel her hot pee running down our legs. Her house is in a dark part of the street so no one would have seen. I remembered this as I grabbed a pair of leggings I had in my gym bag. I pulled off my bottoms right in front of her so I could drive home dry. "Nice bush" she said, staring at my crotch. I was still turned on but put on the leggings. I hugged her again and left but had to finger myself in the car on the way home.

[th24th24]

Fantasy

I want to have a nude beach party but we can pee anywhere, whenever. I get drunk and keep drinking and peeing all over the place.

[th24th24]

Random stoned fantasy: I get super high on edibles and 1/2 pass out in the bed. The kind of passed out where I just lay in bed super stoned and playing sudoku on my phone while you fuck me for as long as you want because I'm basically a rag doll. I can do basic shit like walk to the bathroom but don't want to because of being high.

[nocturnesofbondage-blog]

Small collection of easy online rope bondage tutorials.

A small collection of sites i have found useful. Sir R

Rope Space

While not many tutorials i find the way that Body explains things easy to follow and simple.

Naturally twisted

This is a wealth of information on lots of different ties, from simple to complex and beautifully presented photos.

Twisted monk

Lots of basic ties, beautifully constructed and shown.

Two knotty boys

Excellent series of videos, very helpful.

[wildcatmary-blog]

[the-blueberry-pirate]

but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

[theblackoaksyndicate-deactivate]

We (men) are not fucking sharks!

We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct

We are capable of rational thinking and understanding. 

Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 

Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.

Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 

You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 

What is so fucking difficult about this concept?

[wrxx]

How can you not reblog something like this

[real-guy-having-fun-deactivated]

I think it would be fun..

[mr-a-and-mrs-m-couples-extacy]

Absolutely 😍😈😋Couples come and join us 💋

[luvmysxy44hbbw-deactivated20190]

My big fantasy

[alexinspankingland]

Oops! I wet myself, and @badlilblubunny came back to the room just as Paul was punishing me for this bad behavior. She teased me and took pictures of my correction 🙈

[th24th24]

One of my fantasies. Being spanked for wetting myself. Or wetting while getting spanked.

[hypersensuality-deactivated2017]

[the-friendly-winter]

“you know your skin is too dark for tattoos right?”

“wow how are you going to get a piercing in your lip or nose?, their both so thick”

“Wow I didn’t know black people could dye their hair that color”

“It irritates me when black people try to be punk or goth”

“wow you’re not like a typical black person!”

[omosecret]

i,,,,,,,want more omo friends,,,,aka like any at all

reblog if you

post omorashi (hell yeah)

post omocute (heck yeah)

post original omorashi content (how do you do it. i kneel at your piss throne)

JUST REALLY LIKE PISS (shit man same)