I'll Kill You...with My Eyeliner!

"Name's Thalia, Thalia Thawne, What the fuck do you want? information? ...I'm Thad's twin sister, or accident. I've never met Bart luckily for him. I made a trio and stuck to them. I wasn't always like this though, I used to be nice and adorable..Oh you? It's really shocking to think I give a shit about you." (tracking: Thaliasthefastest, will rp with anyone and this is a multishipping blog. The Fc is Taylor Momson. There will be a lot of death and violence on this blog so that's just a warning...also don't expect Thalia to not be blunt or sarcastic. That's all she is.) The following is all the JLA have on 'Accident Thawne.' (Status: Healthy. Physically, presumed depression.) (Sexuality: Unknown) (Age: Unknown) (Sex: Unknown.) (Abilities: Superspeed, healing factor, well known for fighting skills.) (Other notes: Accident, assumed female, takes the heads of her victims and throws them in the trash, as to petrify others. She also carves an A into their back.)

[futuro-heroi]

[youmademeloveyouididntwanttodoit]

It’s not always girls that need to be held like this. Guys do too. They are also human. They are vulnerable and break down sometimes just like girls. My cutie always looks at my tumblr and I want to say that I always here for him to lay like this on me when he needs to

[vacantm0on]

I love doing this to dudes actually I prefer this

[drainedluck]

I do this mostly all the time with him. guys like feeling safe in your arms, too, you know. plus it’s really cute and comforting.

[pieoptic]

This is one of the nicest feelings ever.. even if I was down I’d prefer this rather than the vice versa tbh

[vyncevaccari-deactivated2019013]

And here I was thinking I was the only guy who prefers to be held. It’s a nice comforting feeling, especially falling asleep in her arms, or falling asleep on her chest.

[loveisoverrated-23-deactivated2]

I love this so much

[canadian]

that’s definitely my preferred state, i love affection and for anyone to assume that boys don’t enjoy the safety and security of being held is absurd

[plushie-princess-deactivated201]

[postscribed]

[alticamelus]

*slams the reblog button so hard it falls off*

[cybernetic-catriarch]

My, my, aren’t we vicious today?

Now, what exactly is this supposed to be saying, I wonder? I can’t imagine.

That “white straight males” don’t have real problems? That they don’t deserve rights at all? That they’re all no better than Klansmen?

Or maybe - and more likely - it’s saying nothing at all of substance, and someone is just exercising pointless spite for its own sake.

And here I thought this website didn’t like stereotypes! Ooh, I must have been mistaken. Of course that only applies when people want it to, and who cares about those evil, evil Straight White Men anyway?

Then again, maybe I just don’t know anything. After all, I’m just a poor ignorant third-world savage who should really just sit down and let the Americans define all the forms of bigotry for them.

I don’t know. How about no? You don’t get to sit around patting yourselves on the backs for your despicable words and attitudes, You don’t get to decide who should have rights, or to share the exact same mindset as the real conquerors and the real oppressors and call it ‘justice’ solely because the same hateful words are passed through different mouths.

Over two hundred thousand notes and no one stops to think for even a moment. Disgusting. You give us all a bad name.

[lightinthedusk-deactivated20191]

Sorry ._. I know the joke is wrong yet I still laughed.

[james-p-sullivan]

what the fuck is wrong with this movie

[mvessick]

[thalia-is-the-fastest]

My muse has been kidnapped, and gets one last phonecall,  out of pity. If they say anything the kidnapper doesn’t like, they’ll be shot. Send ‘Hello?’ for what my muse would say in an attempt to clue yours in on where they are — or in an attempt to say goodbye. 

[deactivated2018042912-deactivat]

thalia-is-the-fastest's presence has been felt

"May I help you?"

[thalia-is-the-fastest]

"Can you point me in the direction of Logan?"

[archiv-x-x-x]

[inagardenbythesea]

My 90-year old Grandma mailed me a homemade vest for me to wear “to parties.” It’s… amazing.

[ofgeography]

okay inagardenbythesea, you listen to me. i can tell by ur beard & by the position of saturn that you are a good person who gets invited to a lot of parties. i’m sure you’re very fun at them. i’m sure you never bring bullshit snacks, like celery. celery? no. not you. you would never bring that crunchy foot water bullshit to parties. you’re bringing cool ranch doritos that u made with ur own hands. you brought a dish inexplicably shaped like the idea of an island that’s filled with edible cookie dough. when you order chips for the table at chipotle, you ask for quac. “I know it’s extra,” you say. flashing a smile at your companions. “this one’s on me, guys.”

because you are that Good Person, i need you to wear this vest to 90 parties, inagardenbythesea. 90 of them. and i need you to take a picture of yourself at every one, surrounded by friends or strangers u will later claim to be friends, or maybe the cops at that one party that got kind of out of hand, or maybe just a bunch of people at a 7/11 you’ve arranged to look like Your Friend Group. send all of these pictures to your grandmother, as you take them.

"look at my grandkid, Bearded McButtondown," your grandma will tell her friends. "check out this hella fresh vest i made him. he loves it! he juuuuuust loves it."

[b99things]

[bfongtoph]

[kittenasylum]

✖

[thalia-is-the-fastest]

Thalia "I refuse to be a mammal." Thawne

[princesszelda-rekt]

Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think “oh shit, it’s a cop”

[lovelessnessx]

Pretty reckless 💀

[autumnluella-blog]

[supatired]