melone

“You threw me to the crows, but it turns out I prefer them to you.”

[pinkblahaj]

aside from just how disturbing the whole OF plotline is, it's sad that cassie's character has been reduced to a joke when she used to actually be somewhat sympathetic... like she was always flawed but in season 1 at least she had some depth

[pinkblahaj]

ships that i consider to be byler variants

rexie (euphoria)

zalex (13rw)

sydney and dina (ianowt)

connor and jude (the fosters)

casey and izzie (aytpical)

imogen and sahar (heartstopper)

jackieshauna (don't shoot me pls)

[diangelodork]

waiting for the red cross truck to be able to take my blood and literally all i can think of is that episode of my babysitter’s a vampire wherein the gang found out that the people running the blood drive were all vampires trying to ethically source blood and honestly i’d be happy if that’s where my blood was going.

[pinkblahaj]

thinking about that episode of my babysitter's a vampire where the vampire nurses held a fake blood drive and honestly i feel like they weren't even villains for that... like they need to drink blood and they're getting it in the most ethical way they can rather than turning or killing people. and they even gave them cookies afterwards. tbh i'd donate my blood to vampires if they were this nice about it

[pinkblahaj]

i know that eleven being able to attend high school after having no formal schooling and max graduating on time after being in a coma for 18 months are probably just plot holes (or they had extra tutoring off screen or whatever) but i like to think of it as evidence that they are both absolute academic weapons

[ealdorsknight]

“Mileven was built for 4 seasons, why would they break them up lol” :

[velvet4510]

El needed the “independence from men” arc, not Nancy.

Steve needed the “it’s okay if your crush doesn’t like you back” arc, not Will.

Mike needed the “you’re braver than you think” arc, not Holly.

Mileven needed the “shared trauma doesn’t mean we’re compatible” breakup, not Jancy.

Byler needed the “I just needed you” resolution, not Lumax.

Either Willel or Elmax needed the “you understand me better than anyone” resolution, not Mileven.

They kept giving the right arcs to the wrong characters and the wrong relationships.

[httpsascha]

evak’s first kiss in every universe

[pinkblahaj]

i love watching a skam s3 remake live for the first time but i am still so incredibly envious of people who got to experience three different s3 remakes for five months straight in 2019

[new-ronantics]

never getting over how the california character arcs were rendered completely pointless in s5…

will was retconned into believing he might have a chance with mike all over again even though he’d already given his feelings up in the form of a painting that was never properly addressed.

mike failed to say he loved el back in their final moments together because he was “scared to say goodbye”, which was the exact fear he was supposed to have overcome through his monologue in s4.

el sacrificed herself because she believed her existence would doom her loved ones, even though in s4 she learned that she was never the monster she thought she was and that she deserved to live.

[yelllowjackets]

they’re my endgame

[elle-smells]

in 2026 the kids are no longer taking the fuckass buzzfeed am I gay quiz they're asking chatgpt instead god no wonder we're doomed

[camrlart]

i had this thought about how el probably wouldn’t be able to graduate with them so will gives her his robe and hat :(

[skysmadness]

hey now, don't dream it's over

[williamwheeler]

what is this timeline

[idiot-in-the-walls]

[eeriesilkworm]

I'm... so confused?

What was the purpose of the scene about queer signals, if Will was never going to receive queer signals? Why was the question concerned with the obviousness of signals, and not the mere presence of them? Why use the term "shared looks" when that was a known call and response on set for Noah and Finn?

What was the meaning of the snowball and avalanche metaphor? Why include that scene at all? Where was the payoff?

You're going to write an entire meta scene on queer signals of attraction, include examples that we have already observed, indicate an eventual pay off... and not let it pay off? Why? To be malicious?

You tell the audience through Will that Mike was just his Tammy this entire time and expect us to believe it? Was Tammy in Robin's video tape? Did Robin know Tammy since she was five? Did Tammy run after her in the rain or recognize her breathing over the radio?

And Will Byers never got kissed. Will Byers witnessed queer love, queer joy, and queer intimacy through a kiss at the beginning of the season, wanting that for himself because he's a romantic... and never even got kissed. Not even by his epilogue boyfriend.

[70x1cnature]

They literally handed us Chekov's gun and then told us to shoot ourselves with it ig???

[hereghostslive]

this is how long stranger things has taken to finish:

lovro could have made the same eleven comment to ema that isak made to emma nine years ago and it would have still been relevant.