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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
The Bowery Presents
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Doug Jones
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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The Bright Sessions
EXPECTATIONS

Jimmy Eat World
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giant woman and her stinky purse dog
Can we see the ocs pretty please 🤲✨
sure, they're all from different story concepts! below is teo and sydney! teo has tetra-amelia syndrome and sydney has corrected club foot.
this is thalassa and horatio! and their daughter eliza :)
and here's carol and juno!
so many sinister things have been inflicted upon brienne of tarth in her short life but i think honestly the worst that i've seen is her being labelled by some people as a lesbian. GENUINELY! i say this as one myself: she is NOT a lesbian. she could absolutely be queer, sure, but her attraction to men has always been one of the most important aspects of her character, if not THE most important! as independent, guarded, and physically and mentally strong as she is, she also monologues REGULARLY about how beautiful jaime is or renly was! she fought through renly's entire tourney and guarded him fiercely because she LOVED him! hyle tricking her hurt so badly because she WANTED a boy to like her! calling her a lesbian because she's tall and beefy and unattractive is not only a disservice to her character, but it's also just. misogynistic. tall jacked women with short hair can like guys, they can look down to kiss them, and brienne deserves to be swept off her feet by a GUY because she is into those!!!
Brienne truly is a better woman than me because she saw Jaime continually shitting himself from sepsis with his own rotting hand around his neck and essentially being the guy that shot jfk and she really said "oh I can't NOT trust him with my life"
Thinking about the bear pit from Brienne’s POV and going a little crazy.
Like this guy who you never liked (the Kingslayer, the man who has twisted Knighthood and made it a joke) he saves you from being raped, loses his hand, and confesses to you the truth about why he killed the mad king.
And then he leaves.
He leaves you to go home and you’re stuck with the same horrible men who maimed this guy that has began to weasel his way into your psyche. But it’s fine because he’s gone now and you don’t have to deal with it.
And then he just freaking falls out of the sky and saves you from the bear. A knight saving the damsel. (And for once him the knight and you the damsel.) And when you ask him why he came all the way back just to save you he says, “I dreamed of you.”
Insane.
just thought about jaime lannister again. fuck. that rat monkey bastard. he is privileged, he’s richer than most bloodlines combined, he looks like a girl, he’s almost 40, he has mommy issues and daddy issues and sister issues and brother issues, his name means ‘i love’, he’s been unserious all his life, he used to be the best swordsman in the land, he is disabled, he is blond, he’s used to crossdress so that his twin sister can play with swords while he learned to sew, his fursona is a lion, he is greying, he’s in love with a girl he’s been bullying the entire time they’ve known each other, he wants to be topped by her, he used to fuck his sister, he’s washed up, he has body dysmorphia, he fought a bear, he’s the only reason his disabled brother is alive, he wants to save everyone, he can’t save anyone, he watched his children die, he killed his king, he kept his promises
I dreamed of you but not in the romantic way but in a metatexual since it’s also been used as a reoccurring motif for her intertextual predecessor (and ultimately the one who’s legacy she will transcend) to hint at maybe not narrative but thematic importance and I dreamed of you having a kind of surrealistic feeling about it owing to the fantastical elements of the series, the narrative has literally dreamed of her! But also in the interpersonal aspect and how much this means for both characters yes he has dreamed of her in the literal sense but he has also dreamed of her, the true knight! subconsciously wishing for someone to discredit his overt cynicism for years and for such a shambling and ugly person yet the one true beauty he has ever met being that person so of course she is the one he can straightforward tell I dreamed of you with zero hesitation!! And her!! Being constantly reminded how sorely she sticks out in this society because she cannot conform and being othered and mistreated and yet this man who has been nearly nothing but cruel to her telling her I dreamed of you, because even if the world doesn’t accept her the rules and rigidities blur when dreams are concerned, ie she could almost be a beauty she could almost be a knight, and in the dream her sword is the one that burns against the darkness, she is the only logical successor to this motif and she will not fall short where her ancestors did. But all of this is not to undercut the straightforward romance in this statement. Why did you come back? Jaime only shrugged. I dreamed of you.
The chad Lyonel Baratheon who missed no beats before diving head first in the pussy of the biggest guy that crossed his path, absolutely curb stomping the virgin Jaime Lannister who was shaking in his little boots and white cloak at the mere thought of a loving heterosexual relationship with a butch woman
cross my heart and hope to die
i think it’s cute that jaime and cersei used to switch clothes so that they can live each other’s lives. sorry ur dad sucks, guys. you could’ve been the most iconic siblings at the function, instead ur both just insane.
it’s also sad that cersei saw the potential in herself to be someone stronger than her father but she couldn’t achieve those dreams because of her gender. she probably beat up jaime’s training partners very good.
tyrion is very confused. maybe he never figured out that jaime was pretending to be cersei and still hopes that his sister loves him deep down to some extent
and brienne is the real winner in all of this
edit: guys the clothes switching is canon. i didn’t make it up
The swords kissed and sprang apart and kissed again [...] steel rang, steel sang, steel screamed and sparked and scraped [...] A red flower blossomed [...] "Come on, come on, my sweetling, the music’s still playing. Might I have this dance, my lady?”
Jaime III, A Storm of Swords, George R. R. Martin
"You're just gonna stay here and show us all."
In the Heat of the Night, 1967.
Dir. Norman Jewison | Writ. Stirling Silliphant, based on a novel by John Ball | DOP Haskell Wexler
giant woman and her stinky purse dog
Can we see the ocs pretty please 🤲✨
sure, they're all from different story concepts! below is teo and sydney! teo has tetra-amelia syndrome and sydney has corrected club foot.
this is thalassa and horatio! and their daughter eliza :)
and here's carol and juno!
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