No grave can hold my body down

Ashley, NB, walking disaster

[cute-animals-only]

[bearimy-dot]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:

week five → captain raymond holt

“C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle

[susiephone]

when will YA authors realize that the mr. darcy fantasy isn’t “hot rich guy is a huge dick to you” but “hot rich guy fucking respects and listens to you”

[inkbleeder]

“hot rich guy only seems like a huge dick because he has the social skills of an agarophobic lobster.”

[wordmage-girl]

“hot rich guy falls in love with you, respects your wishes when you tell him to fuck off, mends his ways with no ulterior motive and opens his dumb awkward heart to you”

[rbgif]

[spartanlocke]

[black-raven200]

Tea and Village Plant Witch Aesthetic requested by anon

[setheverman]

just got a grand piano and you know what that means

[bedjacket]

[otteroftheworld]

My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

[dirtyfnafconfessions]

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

[giraffepoliceforce]

I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.

Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.

And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.

Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.

[thanatosplaythings]

every time in Yorktown when Hamilton stops and goes “then I remember my Eliza’s expecting me” I picture Troy Bolton going why am I feeling so wrong? My heads in the game but my hearts in the song and when he goes on w the bullet out your gun bit it’s Troy going wait a minute get your head in the game

[pixelatedpixie]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via cryssiedenise_)

[nicapierces]

#He’s the ex that your family wishes you were still dating #Because your current one is trash

[socialnetworkhell]

Women: I would prefer to be with a man who doesn’t abuse me, isn’t an addict, doesn’t cheat, bathes Journalist: WHAT A BRUTAL LIST OF DEMANDS

[sleep-broken]

[fanonical]

sirius black: imprisoned for a crime he did not commit, escaped to go commit that crime as fast as possible

[missgoalie75]

#already did the time might as well do the crime ( @quentincoldwatcr )

[coolskeletonmemes]

[yermemeblog]

S H I B E O V E R L O A D

[thebestoftumbling]

[getoutoftherecat]

get off of there cat. you cannot ride a skateboard. you are not a skater punk who likes to make his own rules you are a cat.

[thebootydiaries]

stop…..he is doing just fine……leave him alone……..