That Weirdo Nextdoor

A bizarre wog who plays computer games, reads and writes stories and desperate for a distraction.

[that-frog-nextdoor]

“Why do you have to walk so stupidly?”

Because it is the only thing I have that reinforces my lack of personality and imagination and in every other aspect, uniqueness.

[that-frog-nextdoor]

Story idea #4

You were afraid of her since you developed an imagination, you’re parents were ignorant of her existence. This continued until a friend suggested “Do you know her?”. You approach her that night, despite your better judgement, and what you discover takes you aback. She has witnessed your true self, she saw your breakdowns and struggles, now she wants to help you. Then she crawls into bed with you, comforting you. Now she’s not just a monster, she is your girlfriend from under the bed.

[5xdfd4574d-deactivated20231107]

THE WOOLOO ROLL AROUND!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!!

[that-frog-nextdoor]

REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE HAVE A ROLLER SHOWING OFF HOW FUCKING CUTE THIS IS!!!

[artisthumors-blog]

[geodebiome]

where did the kid in the red hoodie go

[quaadude]

He escaped

[t33th-t00th]

he was the smart artist 

[official-mikasa]

actually he was an escape artist

[that-frog-nextdoor]

GET OUT, NOW!

[k-eke]

Little cherry duck friends !

[that-frog-nextdoor]

I need me five of them

[cursedimagez]

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

@randomitemdrop

[that-frog-nextdoor]

Finally, a cure for my micro penis.

[kernaka]

[that-frog-nextdoor]

Me outside the games store knowing I have a mountain of unfinished games.

[socksthewarrior]

Halo 1-3: gotta kill this alien guy. Halo 4: GOTTA SAVE MY ROBOT GIRLFRIEND

[that-frog-nextdoor]

Halo 5: GOTTA SAVE THIS GUY FROM HIS CRAZY ROBOT GIRLFRIEND!!!

[catchymemes]

[that-frog-nextdoor]

Why am I hearing the doggo song from undertale?

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

Visit Original Link

[hoshiinokirby-deactivated202304]

I WAS EXPECTING INSTRUMENTAL INBETWEEN THE YOUNG MEN BUT THIS IS INFINITELY BETTER IM CRYING

[croaker131]

WHAT IS THIS I’M SCREAMING

[mrcloudyfun]

This is what I was expecting.

[that-frog-nextdoor]

Young men.

[zybilna]

paladin/fighter ac: my sheilds and plated armor keep me safe from harm, though occasionally things slip through

race based ac: my natural skin is tough and hard for many things to pierce

caster ac: my magic has been useful in creating wards that deflect many a blade and arrow

rogue/monk ac: my finely developed agility lets me step clear of many attacks

barbarian ac: I CAN BREAK A KNIFE ON MY PECS SO DON"T FUCK WITH ME

[that-frog-nextdoor]

Warforged ac: I can interchange my armour instead of buying it, if only I was proficient with them...

[kbearart]

[that-frog-nextdoor]

This... had to be done!

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

the best way to draw a frog. is to give it as few frog qualities as possible. just enough that it barely registers as a frog

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

like this

[that-frog-nextdoor]

Yeah, like that.

[imgoingtofighttheocean]

U kno what???? Honestly?? All jokes side about the Duolingo owl, Duolingo is one of the only language education services I know of that doesn’t charge for the full course and I really think we don’t appreciate that enough in a world where knowledge is severely (and increasing) restricted based on income. I just went through the app store and downloaded every language app I can find, and the only two that didn’t charge hefty subscription fees to access all the lessons were duolingo and memrise. Support free education.

[that-frog-nextdoor]

Thank you for bringing this to light.

[geekyllama]

When Aunt May isn’t home

[that-frog-nextdoor]

I can hear this picture...

I’ve been on the internet for too long.

[alpha-beta-gamer]

Splitgate: Arena Warfare is holding an open Beta weekend so now everyone can join in for some Sci-Fi arena shooter fun with Portal guns!

Read More & Play The Open Beta, Free (Steam)

[that-frog-nextdoor]

I needed to hear this

[brokenhorns]

This orc, Sorcha, is blind and was born with one arm- she’s training the pygmy rhinophant in her hand to assist her but it’s a weeee bit too young to pay attention right now.

[olliehaldstan]

AWWWWWH

[that-frog-nextdoor]

WE MUST PROTECT THE RHINOPHANT!