no, i wont apologise for the person i become when there is a hot older woman on my screen.

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no, i wont apologise for the person i become when there is a hot older woman on my screen.
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pairing: f!reader x emily prentiss summary: after pining for too long, reader and emily decide it’s time they get down to business (and emily gets down on her knees). c.warning: mdni, oral sex (reader receiving), bit of a biting kink, bit of bruising too, i guess, wet kisses, emily eating box like a pro and praising you every two seconds. a/n: first time posting smut in here #scared #embarrassed i hope this is good if not i fear i’ll have to disappear forever 🤟🏻 also notice the ts reference? yeah. enjoy!! hope you enjoy it <3 likes & reblogs are appreciated !! requests | masterlist
the club is packed, electronic music blaring, people dancing all around you. your hips sway to the beat, a thin coat of sweat making your skin gleam under the purple and pink lights. jj says something and you tilt your head back and laugh at something jj just told you. emily doesn’t catch it, though, she hasn’t been paying attention to anything but you all night.
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visual is for vibes only, reader's appearance is nondescript!
pairing: emily prentiss x fem!reader
summary: the two of you have kept the nature of your friendship secret for a long time. what’s a little more risk taking?
warnings: SMUT - MDNI, fingering, oral (e!receiving), sort-of phone sex?
word count: 1.3k
a/n: some emily spice for you all. sorry for the inactivity, i’ve been busy preparing exciting new things but should be back to regular posting now👀
This fic was requested through the Ice Cream Parlour. Why not take a look at the menu for yourself?
Texting Emily Prentiss
Red Velvet
pairing: olivia benson x female!reader
warnings!!: NSFW / smut, dom!liv, & praise kink, alcohol
summary: a dinner date with olivia ends with her taking you back to her apartment—and pulling out a new toy she’s been dying to use on you.
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It starts the way it always does—with her eyes on you like you’re already undressed.
You’re seated across from her in a cozy, dimly lit restaurant. Candles flicker on the white tablecloth, wine glasses half-full, and the soft murmur of other patrons is barely noticeable over the jazz trickling through the speakers. Everything feels intimate. Enclosed. Yours.
Olivia’s dressed in dark navy—button-up shirt slightly open at the collar, blazer slung over the back of her chair. Her sleeves are rolled to the elbow, revealing forearms you’ve thought about kissing more times than you’ll ever admit. Her hair is pinned up messily, a few strands falling loose and wild. And that smile? Crooked. Dangerous. Patient.
She’s watching you swirl the last of your wine, her expression unreadable—but her eyes are dark.
“You know you’ve been teasing me all night,” she says eventually, her voice low and velvety.
You blink up at her. “Me?”
“Mmhmm.” She leans in. “That little dress. Those legs. The way you keep biting your lip.”
You look down at your drink, flushed, smiling despite yourself.
“And now,” she adds, her voice dipping even lower, “I’m wondering what I’m going to do about it.”
Your stomach flips.
She doesn’t break eye contact when she downs the last sip of her wine, then gently sets her glass aside. Her fingers slide across the table and take your hand—strong and firm, warm and certain.
“You’re coming home with me,” Olivia says simply.
You’re not sure if it’s a question. You don’t care. You nod anyway.
Her apartment smells like her—sandalwood, leather, and the faintest hint of vanilla.
The door shuts behind you with a click, and before you can turn around, Olivia’s there—her hands on your hips, lips brushing the side of your neck.
“You look so good, baby,” she murmurs into your skin. “All fucking night I’ve been thinking about getting you out of this dress.”
Your hands reach behind you to touch her thighs, her waist, anything solid. You lean into her, exhaling shakily.
But she pulls back.
“Bedroom,” she says with a quiet authority. “Now.”
You obey.
By the time you step into her bedroom, your pulse is racing. The lights are dim. The sheets are turned down. And sitting on the bed like it was waiting for you—is a small pink box with clean, expensive packaging.
Your brows lift. “What’s this?”
Olivia steps around you, undoing the top button of her shirt with one hand, casually.
“I got something new,” she says, walking past you toward the bed. “Wanted to try it on you.”
She lifts the lid of the box.
Inside, nestled in velvet, is a brand new rose toy—soft silicone, sleek, and blushing pink.
Your throat goes dry.
She turns toward you with it in her palm, brows slightly raised. “Ever used one?”
You shake your head.
“Good.” She sets it on the bed and walks slowly toward you, eyes scanning your face. “I want to see how you fall apart for me.”
“Take off your dress,” Olivia says softly. “And lie back.”
Your breath hitches. That voice—low and sure, no room for argument—sends heat rushing through you. You step back, unzipping the side of your dress with trembling fingers, and let the fabric fall around your ankles.
Her eyes trail over you slowly, hungrily, as if she’s been waiting for this all night.
Maybe she has.
You lie back on the bed, heart pounding in your chest, and she walks around to the side table where she’s set the toy. She picks it up like it’s something precious, testing the weight of it in her palm.
You’ve never felt this vulnerable. This seen.
“I’ve done the research,” she says, amused, running her thumb along the silicone rim of the rose. “It’s supposed to feel… intense.”
You swallow. “Yeah?”
She looks at you, smile softening. “If it’s too much, you tell me.”
You nod. “I trust you.”
That changes something in her expression—something deeper. Her dominant edge never fades, but for a second, there’s something tender in her gaze. Something reverent.
“Good girl.”
Your body lights up.
Olivia kneels on the bed beside you and gently nudges your legs apart with her hand. She doesn’t rush. She watches your reaction with every movement, enjoying the anticipation stretching between you like silk.
Then she leans in, lips brushing your inner thigh. “You’re already wet for me.”
You let out a soft, broken sound as she places a slow, open-mouthed kiss over your panties. Her nose nudges you through the thin fabric before she sits back, sliding them down your legs.
The air hits your skin, and then—Olivia lifts the toy.
“I want you to relax,” she murmurs, thumb brushing the outer button before she presses it.
A soft hum fills the room. Gentle at first.
And then she brings it to your clit.
The sensation is instant. A fluttering suction, rhythmic and warm—more intense than anything you’ve ever felt. Your hips jump, and your eyes fly open.
“Oh my god—Liv—”
Her hand presses lightly to your thigh, keeping you still.
“That’s it,” she whispers. “Take it for me.”
Your mouth falls open, breath caught somewhere between a gasp and a moan. The toy pulses again, soft and focused, and your spine arches. It’s like her mouth, but somehow deeper—more insistent. Constant. Unrelenting.
She watches you squirm beneath her, eyes glued to your face, lips parted slightly as if she’s memorizing the exact second your control snaps.
“You’re so fucking pretty like this,” Olivia says, voice thick. “Falling apart and I haven’t even touched you yet.”
She increases the intensity—just one button tap.
Your legs shake.
“Too much?” she asks, tilting her head.
You’re not sure you can speak, so you just shake your head hard, jaw slack. “No—fuck—don’t stop—”
She leans down, mouth to your ear. “Beg for it.”
The suction pulses again—sharper this time—and your whole body jerks.
“Liv—please, please, I’m so close—”
“Mmh. I know, baby.” She kisses your neck, the underside of your jaw. “You sound so good like this.”
Her free hand trails up your thigh and rests gently over your stomach, grounding you, as the toy continues its merciless rhythm.
“You gonna come for me?” she asks, low and steady. “Soaked and shaking, right onto my sheets?”
You nod desperately. “Yes—yes, I—fuck—”
And then it hits.
Your whole body locks up, thighs clamping around her wrist, hips rolling uncontrollably against the soft vibration. The orgasm takes over like a wave—crashing through you in hot, endless pulses as you moan her name over and over, half-sobbing into the sheets.
She never stops watching.
Even when your body finally goes still, trembling, breathless, Olivia gently turns the toy off and sets it aside.
You’re panting, skin flushed, eyes glassy—and she climbs up beside you, pulling you into her arms like you’re something breakable.
“You okay?” she asks softly, lips to your temple.
You nod into her shoulder, body limp but warm. “More than okay.”
She laughs gently and presses a kiss to your forehead. “Told you.”
She’s still holding you when the idea comes.
Your breathing is slower now, the buzz of the orgasm still pulsing faintly in your limbs—but your mind is sharp. Sharp enough to realize: she’s fully clothed. And watching you with that smug satisfaction like she hasn’t been silently begging for your touch all night.
You lift your head from her shoulder and meet her gaze. Her pupils are dark. Lips parted.
And maybe it’s the high of her taking you apart like that—but you want to see her lose control too.
Your fingers ghost over her collarbone, down to the buttons of her shirt.
Her brow lifts. “What do you think you’re doing, sweetheart?”
You smile. “Returning the favor.”
Her tongue flicks across her lower lip—curious now, maybe even a little amused—but she doesn’t stop you as you unbutton her shirt slowly, one after another. You push it off her shoulders, kissing the skin there as she watches you from beneath heavy lashes.
When your fingers go to her belt, she exhales—just the smallest sound.
“You’re getting bold.”
“Maybe I want to see how you sound with this thing.”
You reach beside her and pick up the toy—still slick with you, still warm from use. You give her a look, deliberate and slow, and she tilts her head, eyes narrowing.
She lies back against the pillows, arms behind her head.
“Well then,” she says, that same dark grin tugging at her mouth, “Show me what you’ve learned.”
Your pulse pounds as you settle between her legs, pulling her slacks down along with her black lace underwear. She’s soaked—of course she is—and the sight makes your throat dry.
You kiss the inside of her thigh first, just to see her twitch. She hums.
“Don’t get shy now, baby.”
You smile up at her—and press the toy to her clit.
She gasps.
Even Olivia Benson can’t hide it when she’s caught off guard. Her hips jerk, her thighs tense around your shoulders, and her head drops back against the pillow.
“Fuck—”
You adjust the angle, letting it settle into that same pulsing rhythm she gave you earlier.
Her breath starts coming quicker.
“Oh, that’s—” she bites her lip, jaw flexing. “Shit, that’s good.”
You watch her come apart slowly, savoring every twitch of her, every tremble in her thighs. You ease the toy against her, building the pressure in waves, and her hands shift—gripping the sheets now instead of resting lazily behind her head.
“Look at you,” you murmur. “So cocky at dinner, and now you’re shaking.”
Her eyes flicker open, half-glazed. “You better finish what you started.”
“I plan to.”
You increase the intensity by one notch—and Olivia moans. Full-bodied, low, deep in her throat.
It sends heat right back between your legs.
“Come on, Liv,” you whisper, pressing a kiss just above her mound. “I want to watch you fall apart.”
“Goddamn you—” But her hips are rolling now, breath ragged, hands clenching into fists. She’s holding herself together by threads.
You lean closer, lips brushing her inner thigh. “Let go for me.”
And that’s all it takes.
Her body bows off the bed, a choked sound breaking from her lips as the orgasm hits. It rips through her, raw and unrestrained—hips jerking, legs shaking, hands gripping anything within reach. She says your name, half-growled, half-moaned, and it’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever heard.
You turn the toy off gently and toss it aside, crawling up beside her as her breathing slows.
She’s flushed, damp, trembling with aftershocks—and grinning lazily now, her eyes still closed.
“Well, damn,” she mutters, one arm flopping over her eyes. “That was…”
“Good?”
She huffs a laugh, turning toward you. “Fucking amazing.”
You curl into her side, resting your hand over her chest where her heart still pounds.
And then—softly—she kisses your forehead.
“Next time,” she murmurs, voice rough and low, “I’m tying you up.”
You smile against her skin. “Can’t wait.”
Her body is still warm beside you, flush with the aftermath of everything you just did to her.
You lie tangled in Olivia’s sheets, one of her arms thrown around your waist, fingers splayed possessively over your stomach. Your legs are still tangled with hers, your cheek pressed to the curve of her shoulder.
Neither of you says anything for a while.
The room is filled with only the soft sound of breathing, the occasional rustle of cotton as one of you shifts slightly. The air smells like sex, skin, and something faintly sweet—vanilla from her lotion, maybe, or her hair.
Her hand drifts lower over your stomach, slowly circling your navel, dipping teasingly toward the waistband of the sheets.
“Don’t get cocky just because you made me come once,” she murmurs, voice still scratchy from earlier. “I let you.”
You turn into her, smirking. “Let me?”
“Mmhmm.” Her lips graze your temple. “Could’ve stopped you at any time.”
“But you didn’t.”
She doesn’t answer. Just slides her thigh between yours again, slow and casual.
You close your eyes, exhaling shakily. Your body is still buzzing, oversensitive and aching in the best way. “Olivia…”
“You were a mess under me earlier,” she reminds you softly. “Squirming. Practically begging.”
Her fingers trace light, lazy circles on your inner thigh now. Not pushing. Just reminding.
“I could’ve made you come again. And again. Until you cried.”
You shiver.
She shifts closer and kisses just beneath your ear.
“But I wanted to see what you’d do to me. You always get like this when I give you control for a minute. It’s cute.”
You snort. “Cute?”
She grins against your skin. “Hot, too. But mostly because it makes me want to flip you over and ruin you again.”
You go silent.
Your heart skips at the way she says that—like it’s a promise, not a threat.
Then her voice changes—still low, but slower, more sincere.
“I love the way you look at me,” she murmurs. “Even when I’m bossing you around. You look at me like you’re proud to be mine.”
You open your eyes and meet her gaze. She’s close, her face serious now, lips parted like she’s waiting to speak again but doesn’t need to. You reach for her hand and lace your fingers together.
“I am,” you whisper. Her throat works once. Her fingers squeeze yours. Then she pulls you tighter, like the idea of you being anywhere but here is unbearable. “I don’t share,” she says into your hair. “You know that, right?”
You nod against her chest. “Good. Because the way you moaned my name earlier?” She kisses your forehead. “That belongs to me.”
You smile. And maybe it’s the wine, the afterglow, or the way she’s holding you like you’re something sacred—but you want to stay here forever.
“You’re mine too,” you murmur, tracing slow shapes on her ribs. “Even when you pretend you’re the one in charge.”
She laughs. “Pretend?”
You yelp as she flips you onto your back again, hovering over you in one smooth, effortless motion.
“Say that again,” she warns, voice rough, playful. You laugh, breathless, heart thudding all over again. “I dare you.”
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WARDROBE THEFT • o.benson
PAIRING: olivia benson x female reader
PREMISE: Olivia comes home after a long day to find you wearing her old academy shirt, and the simple sight of you wrapped in her clothes reminds her just how much you belong — sparking a quiet, tender moment of possessive love and cozy domestic warmth.
WARNINGS: established relationship | domestic fluff | soft possessiveness | post-long-shift comfort
WORD COUNT: 1.1K
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a/n: Emily Prentiss smoking makes my ovaries explode. SMOKING IS NOT CUNTY! unless Emily is doing it.
The first time you smoke together. It’s late. Music is low, the city lights are bleeding into the room, and she offers you one like it’s a secret. She lights it for you, cupping the flame with her hand, gaze flickering up to yours. There’s something slow and seductive in the silence that follows — like this is a ritual, not a habit.
She smokes like it’s cinematic. Emily leans back against the balcony railing, one leg crossed over the other, head tilted toward the moonlight. She smokes like a femme fatale in a noir film — unfazed, composed, almost dangerous. The way her lips part, the way her fingers flick the ash — you’re entranced.
The kiss-after-a-drag moment. She exhales the smoke to the side before pulling you in. The kiss is hot, smoky, a little dizzying. She always hums against your lips like she’s addicted — but not to the nicotine, to you. “You taste better than the cigarette,” she murmurs after.
She teases you about coughing. If you choke a little? She chuckles and rubs your back with faux pity. “Aww, baby… first time?” she teases, voice husky with smoke. But then she takes your hand and shows you how to hold it, how to inhale slow. You’re flushed — but not from the smoke.
It's lazy, intimate. She takes a drag, passes it to you. You inhale, hold it a moment, pass it back. It’s like sharing a secret with every exhale. Like telling each other something without ever speaking.
There are moments where she takes a hit and then tugs you in by the jaw, presses her mouth to yours, and breathes the smoke between your lips. It’s hot. Messy. A little wicked. You gasp into her mouth and she just hums — “Thought you’d like that.”
She loves the soft, lazy intimacy of passing a joint between you while you’re draped across each other on the couch. Her hand strokes your thigh while the other holds the joint between her fingers. You giggle at something stupid and she says, “God, I love you like this.”
Sometimes you two sneak outside just before bed, wrapped in oversized sweaters, sharing one cigarette under the stars. The city’s quiet. Her voice is low, her hand warm on your back. She tells you things she wouldn’t say in the daylight. It’s not just smoking — it’s soul-baring.
She never lights up around you unless you’re okay with it. Even if you do smoke, she’ll instinctively blow it away from you, always checking if you’re alright. If you say your throat hurts, she puts it out immediately. “Not worth it if it bothers you.”
If you ask for a light and she smirks, flipping open her zippo with one smooth flick like a damn magician. The flame catches, and she watches you as you inhale — like she’s memorizing your silhouette. “Dangerous little thing, aren’t you?”
Smoking + records. She’s got old vinyl playing — maybe Patti Smith or Leonard Cohen — while she leans against the window, hair messy, smoke curling around her like a halo. You’re tucked into her hoodie, watching her with your chin on your knees. You’ve never felt more at peace.
The post-sex smoke. Nothing compares. You’re breathless, sprawled, sheets tangled. She reaches for the pack on the nightstand, lights up, offers it to you first. It’s quiet. Her hand is in your hair. The smoke is slow and sweet and heavy with satisfaction. “You always ruin me,” she says with a grin, dragging you closer.
I’d Listen to You Forever
✮⋆˙ emily prentiss x female reader
you’re half-delirious from late-night scrolling and a brain full of trivia, and emily’s half-asleep beside you, barely clinging to consciousness as you whisper the most ridiculous facts you can find. she nods along, dead tired but listening, always listening — until she mumbles something back that’s not a fact at all, just soft and sleepy and entirely unfair to your heart.
You weren’t even tired. Your body was still wired from the case — too much caffeine, too many suppressed adrenaline crashes, too many hours pretending not to stare at Emily across the jet while pretending not to care.
So instead, you were doing what any sane person does at 2 a.m. in bed with the woman they can’t stop thinking about.
Googling random facts.
"Hey," you whispered, glancing down to make sure she was still awake. "Did you know octopuses have three hearts?"
A soft, sleepy murmur: "Mm?"
"Two pump blood to the gills, and one pumps it to the rest of the body," you explained, proudly. "But the one that pumps to the body actually stops when they swim. Isn’t that kinda sad?"
Emily didn’t even lift her head. "So they die a little every time they move?"
"Basically."
"Relatable," she mumbled, voice muffled by your shirt.
You grinned and scrolled again. "Also? They have blue blood. Copper instead of iron."
"That’s disgusting," she yawned.
You giggled. "No, that’s science."
She just groaned and pulled the blanket higher up her shoulder.
A moment passed. Then—
"Hey," you said again, a little louder.
Emily didn’t move.
"Did you know wombats poop in cubes?"
That got her.
She shifted just enough to peek up at you with one squinted eye. "You’re making that up."
"I swear to god," you said, laughing. "Perfect little cubes. Scientists think it helps keep it from rolling away. Like, territorial reasons."
"Mm," Emily hummed, settling back down. "Gotta respect that level of architectural commitment."
You scrolled again.
"Did you know bananas are technically berries?"
"Please stop."
"Or that sharks existed before trees?"
Emily groaned dramatically into your neck. "If I agree to marry you, will you shut up?"
You paused.
Looked down.
Smiled. "That a proposal?"
She just snorted, soft and sleepy. "That’s a desperate attempt to get some rest."
You turned off your phone. Set it on the nightstand. Slid your arm around her waist and pulled her a little closer.
"Okay, fine. I’m done," you said.
"…But did you know sea otters hold hands when they sleep?"
She reached up blindly and covered your mouth with her hand.
"I will sedate you."
You laughed into her palm. "Fine. Goodnight, Agent Prentiss."
Emily was already asleep again, breath evening out.
You stared at the ceiling for a moment, heart weirdly full.
Then whispered:
"Also… ducks have corkscrew dicks."
And from beneath the blanket, she kicked you.
a/n literally what was i even thinking while writing this?? yet they are SO cute i can’t
emily prentiss + motherhood for @emilys-bangs
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overworked
| Emily Prentiss x reader
| criminal minds
| momily
| TW: there’s like one making out scene towards the end lol
| Emily overworks herself and Y/N stops her before she’s basically Elizabeth 2.0
| I had no idea what to call this fic otherwise
| 1665 words
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Emily with places she will do the devil's tango head canons?
𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐬 & 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥'𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐨
1. Her office : late at night, the door locked & the blinds drawn. There's something about the risk that turns you both on. It never happens as a planned thing. It just sort of happens. You show up & give her that little smile & sit on her desk & give her a little kiss. & suddenly, you're tugging at each other's clothes, moaning into her mouth.
2. Hotel rooms: if you guys share a room on a case, she slides up behind you in bed, attempting to cuddle, but then her hands start wandering & well...
3. The shower: she loves it when you join her in the shower after a stressful case. The hot water & the steam washes away the stress of the day & her hands start moving over you. Less in a lust filled way, more in a reverent way. To ground herself after what she's seen.
4. The BAU elevator: (this only happened once) it was your fault, really. A lingering kiss + the close proximity & she's pressing the emergency button on the elevator & lifting you up onto her hips, your legs locked behind her back as she kisses you. By the time people come to help, you're both flushed & giggling like teenagers.
5. Your childhood bedroom when you're both staying at your parents': it's thrilling, the fact that you have to be quiet (you fail miserably, of course, because this woman is snatching your soul). Maybe she'll shove something in your mouth to keep you quiet (your underwear, her fingers, etc)
6. The Kitchen, obviously: there's food on the stove, but you're sitting on the counter looking so pretty & smiling at her that she just has to have you. It starts with you taste testing the sauce & there's a little sauce on your mouth & she kisses it off & then...
7. The bedroom ("no shit, kay." HEAR ME OUT!): Emily is the bedroom is softer than all these other places because your bedroom is sacred & more intimate. A space just for you both. Her touches are light & slow & soft. And she's taking her time with you. She's making you feel special. She's touching every scar, every birthmark, every curve. (I could write an entire separate headcanon on this, grah)
Hi! What do you think about writing Emily and reader singing Bruno Mars new song tgt?🤭
Anyways hope you're doing well!!
heey! sorry for the wait on this, i hope this was the song you meant! also please enjoy :)
tags: die with a smile, established relationship(secretly), karaoke, matchmaker!garcia wordcount: 0.8k
All mistakes are my own.
Next To You
“Absolutely not.” Her voice was resolute, arms crossed over her chest as you held the microphone out to her. “Oh, come on, Em! Just one song, please!” You whine, batting your lashes and giving the biggest puppy eyes you can manage. Emily glances at the rest of the team, cramped into the karaoke room, each wearing a smug grin as her resolve cracks.
She could never say no to you.
emily prentiss x lawyer!reader 🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻
hope you enjoy 💋
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could you please do an emily prentiss x movie director!reader?
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this exactly.
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lottie matthews x fem!reader x natalie scatorccio (adult timeline)
although you’re looking for a fresh start, you reconnect with your favorite married couple at the wellness center (plane crash reader). 2.6k words. NSFW at the end. im taking it back to season two rn oopsie poopsie I miss the cult!