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[nohoperadio]

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

OP I want you to know I think of this post every single time I have to wash a spoon.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

[faeblesmith]

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

[that-guy-not-the-brain-kid]

4 months ago my physicians and mental health professionals diagnosed me with Gender Dysphoria and later proscribed me HRT. What they did not do is proscribe me with my official trans girl BLÅHAJ. I NEED THAT IKEA SHARK.

[syissuffering]

reminder to trans, nonbinary, and any other non-cis people in the usa: there are people that love you and care about you. things are going to be okay, please don’t do anything drastic. i know things are scary right now but your lives are all worth so so much. don’t let him win. i love you

[bees-with-swords]

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

[huffylemon]

[senorbouquet]

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

[localpubliclibrary]

Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

[thefandomtrashthatisme]

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

I actually can't stop thinking about how the losing party last election dressed like vikings and tried to break into the white house and the losing party this election are sharing suicide prevention hotlines

[mybrainvoid]

Reblog my post if you want to get anonymous messages!!

[utopians]

Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?” and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

[artemis-pendragon]

BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[that-guy-not-the-brain-kid]

I thought my friend was mad at me, turns out she was updating this that she made for me. Last time it was 9.5 hours. As you can see, I don’t know social queues.

[spicymochi]

choose your fav fruit snake

[that-guy-not-the-brain-kid]

Made this list for anyone starting therapy. In red is things my therapist has said, and in green is what he actually means.

What therapists say: “I want to evaluate you for autism”

What they mean: “I want to evaluate you for hotness”

“I’m pretty sure you have ARFID”

“I’m pretty sure you’re hot”

“I’m diagnosing you with gender dysphoria”

“I’m diagnosing you with hotness”

“Let’s talk about how the lack of coping skills in your upbringing lead you to create your own skills that just mask issues instead of truly solving them”

“You’re hot”