Everything random and beyond

[glitterweave]

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

WHAT

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-tree-line]

humans really fuckin love squares huh

[iamdarknessiamdeath]

Rubix cubes are the single most top selling toys of all time.

[the-tree-line]

[chewbacca]

Bonus:

[boeing747]

what if a garden gnome is just the larval stage of a wizard

[antique-scarecrow]

annoyed i had to read this, but strangely intrigued…

[dndcharacterideas]

Character concept?

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

none of u bitches know what mistletoe looks like

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THIS is HOLLY

THIS is mistletoe. fun fact, it’s a parasite plant!

[oarfjsh]

holly tree / mistletoe on a host

mistletoes grow in those orb-like shapes on host trees, and, to add another fun fact: mistletoes sound a lot like their name evolved from their german counterpart, Mistel, which itself was derived from Mist - which means shit or dung.

MERRY CRISIS!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

kiss me under the shitfoot plant

[catchymemes]

[frostyemma]

EAT THE RICH

[rainywashday]

Wtf

[msfbgraves]

The Rich Moms in Bridge Club were always complaining they couldn’t keep ‘staff’. They asked my mother why turnover at her work and our house was low. She said: “Simple. I pay more than the going rate. I remember birthdays. They get a Christmas bonus, and as much great coffee as they damn well please. Also lunch.”

“-I’m not doing that.”

“Then have fun dusting.”

[rubykgrant]

a freaking discount for re-filling a freaking WATER BOTTLE?

[kalofi]

by far the funniest interaction ive ever had

[notlikingbestgirl]

Anime is still a mistake

[gaycop]

anyone else horny as fuck right now

[summoningraziel]

Literally what the fuck

[seghs24]

Me: Haha wow she can jump pretty high

Me, five seconds later:

[findingschmomo]

[dragonofpatchisland-deactivated]

What the fucking fuck is this shit!? What even is this, is this an actual anime, is it satire? You know what, I don’t wanna know.

[pokemon-brofessor]

They stole her hat

[justbadpuns]

smh

[ryebreadgf]

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

[gay-irl]

gay🐻irl

[satansloveclub]

[phunderplonics]

[dirtfutch]

This is feminism

[nomehablen2]

Why did he put on like three different hats

[programmerhumour]

[sapphophallocentrism]

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

Me and the girls on our way to chernobyl to drink the pond water