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everything I like and nothing I don't...so yeah a bunch of stupid shit

[immortalbeingz]

[blood-orange-juice-deactivated2]

[daphneorsmthng]

[i-am-a-fish]

you can eat a whole loaf of bread if you want

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[what-even-is-thiss]

A lot of “realistic” facial expressions in video games look weird because irl everybody’s top eyelid almost always covers the top part of their iris. If you can see the whites of someone’s eyes above their iris they’re either doing that on purpose or there’s a problem with their eye that they need to get checked out.

In a lot of modern video games I’ve noticed that characters open their eyes wide even when their eyes are following you around. Like boy why are you showing off the upper whites of your eyes so much that’s obscene.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

the 'how big is your english vocabulary' test dropped new ship dynamics

[byjove]

dog owners: She is a first generation merle doodle! She cost $6,000 and I had to drive 3 states over to pick her up!

cat owners: this thing entered my house and refused to leave

[mollybeenoel]

[bruzum]

[wifehaver103947]

[someoneelsemaybe]

Me and the girls after 2 cups of suspicious stew

[what-even-is-thiss]

Today I saw a female peacock doing a feather display

Oh and this guy she was ignoring

[marshosaur]

“how long has it been?”

[phantomrose96]

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

[wake-meme-up-inside]

God this makes me think of this screenshot:

"it minimizes you as a person" really wraps up my entire discomfort with the whole "oh but i'm just a girl" thing when used in most situations.

[aries-of-spades]

[flork-of-cows-official]

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

[reblogs-by-jinarra]

[gayluigi]

Can’t believe you forgot the Connecticut dog!!

[amethystsoda]

[my-friend-jade]

Never pass up an opportunity to reblog Connecticut Clark.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Once in a while I dip into like fashion and fashion history YouTube and the things they talk about as if they’re common problems is insane, frankly.

I saw someone was doing a “challenge” to not buy any new clothes for 40 days.

I have bought like three shirts in the past year and all of those were because I got gift cards from my family who noticed that I keep my shirts for so long that they’re falling apart.

[henrykudhirai]

this artemis 2 landing is so unreasonably funny to me. like yes this is the craft we sent people to orbit the MOON in, further into space than any human's ever gone before. it is the culmination of centuries of human knowledge and effort. literal rocket science. how do we land it? ☝️well we strap on three (3) parachutes, drop them into the sea & hope for the best

[greenbloods]

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

[aspiringsorceress]

[brucebocchi]