Private Toby

Hey there. I'm Toby Santana. I attend Liverpool Preparatory High school. I board in Isis house. I like blowing things up. Now drop and give me 50.

[cupcake-swaggerjagger]

I feel like getting out of this city.

[that-toby-kid]

You sure about that last bit?

[cupcake-swaggerjagger]

Why ? Do you happen to know someone ?

[that-toby-kid]

Not at all. 

[zach--harris-deactivated2014021]

Who wants to go to the beach?

[that-toby-kid]

Sounds decent. I think.

[cupcake-swaggerjagger]

I feel like getting out of this city.

[cupcake-swaggerjagger]

Maybe I’ll stay. I don’t have anyone to go with anyway.

[that-toby-kid]

You sure about that last bit?

[that-toby-kid]

What if we all did something fun? It's summer, and it seems like no one around here is really doing anything.

Like seriously people. Live a little.

[cupcake-swaggerjagger]

I feel like getting out of this city.

[cupcake-swaggerjagger]

Oh no, not at all ! I just feel like like going on an adventure; doing something dangerous. Maybe leave the country too. Or even the continent !

[that-toby-kid]

I can't blame you there. I would feel the same, I guess. But you know, I don't. 

[deaconofcade-deactivated2013082]

So, how are you all?

I doubt anything interesting’s happened, because it’s Liverpool Prep, but maybe someone’ll have something remotely interesting to say to me.

[that-toby-kid]

Ha, if anyone has anything genuinely interesting, that'll be something new right there.

[cupcake-swaggerjagger]

I feel like getting out of this city.

[that-toby-kid]

Someone's grouchy.

[deaconofcade-deactivated2013082]

Precisely. If anyone came so much as close to touching me, they would be sued out of everything.

[that-toby-kid]

Exactly my point. Which is why 9/10 drivers need to go back to driver's ed.

[zach--harris-deactivated2014021]

Playing the ukulele is always fun when you're bored..

[zach--harris-deactivated2014021]

Not until you get tired of playing it of course..

[that-toby-kid]

Well, duh.

[zach--harris-deactivated2014021]

Playing the ukulele is always fun when you're bored..

[that-toby-kid]

Is it? Is it really?

[deaconofcade-deactivated2013082]

I agree, sincerely. Some people REALLY need to learn to drive. Getting hit by a car is not part of my life plan, right now.

[that-toby-kid]

I agree. The driver would be in serious trouble if he so much as touched me with his car. Like, how about NO?

[creative-misty-blog]

Yeah. I almost got hit last year!

[that-toby-kid]

People need to get their shit together.

[that-toby-kid]

Some car owners need to learn to drive.

Like seriously. It's getting out of hand.

[amberisfabulous-deactivated2013]

It was absolutely agonizing. Everything came in red, which is totally not the new black. In fact, I have no idea what is.

[that-toby-kid]

Maybe Mr. Sweet will change our uniforms to red just for you.

[donna--petry]

Hey!

[donna--petry]

Hm, same here. I’m pretty much just wandering around the place everyday.

[that-toby-kid]

Haven't you memorized this place by now?

[amberisfabulous-deactivated2013]

Guess who's back from the dead and feeling better than ever ?

[that-toby-kid]

Welcome back! Hope your trip to hell was well. 

I kid.

[donna--petry]

Hey!

[donna--petry]

What’s cookin’ good lookin’?

[that-toby-kid]

Ha, not much. Just the usual, I guess.

What's up with you?