That Weird Quiet Chick

22. Libra. Athiest. Peaceful Introvert.- 🇭🇳 🇲🇽 🇺🇸

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[markv5]

Если бы я был художником

[themoonsoldourmemories]

I don’t even want a translation this is the funniest thing ever

[tzintzuntzan-blog]

Trans activists in Mexico City, protesting violence against the LGBTQ community.

[pravacouture]

Yes at this point I’m reblogging this every time I see it.

[thepigeongazette]

this is either the dumbest thing I’ve ever made or the culmination

[stimman3000]

View this post on Instagram

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[yohandere]

im rewatching some old avgn episodes rn and this part consistently makes me lose my shit no matter how many times i see it

[babyanimalgifs]

the photographer took pictures of this cat before and after calling her beautiful:

[starswift-borzoi]

Green Collar Boy voices his opinion about getting his nails trimmed.

17 Days

[valdrake]

I swear to God he says “fuck you” in response to being called a good boy.

[starswift-borzoi]

Good Lord! He does say “fuck you” where did my sweet innocent pup learn this phrase?!

[dennys]

Hiya tumblr, it’s me, Dennywise. Would you like your pancake back?

Take it.

[24hp-deactivated20180201]

dennys i am going to drive directly to your restaurant and kill you with my bare hands

[tim-official]

a professor just used the “:S” emoji in an email

[tim-official]

me in 30 years as a tenured professor, in an email to my 8th phd supervisee: “hey how’d the conference go :3c”

[urinetrouble]

*university president walks in on me wearing cat ears*

“ Σ:3 Oh noes!! Sowwy mistew pwesident!! I can stiww has tenure fow good pewfowmance?”

*I’m escorted out by campus security*

[tim-official]

when i first wrote this post, the power flickered, a sense of cold dread flooded my apartment, and i had a vision of this reply hovering above me like macbeth hallucinating a dagger. but i continued anyway

[unflatteringcatselfies]

Pls, I beg of u, show me a good sweet girl, the softest girl u can find

[ruinedchildhood]

[stimman3000]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[michigatita]

This poem broke my heart

[pissfreak]

[frannerd-blog]

You can find more about The Beagle Freedom Project here and also about The Identity Campaign. Let me know if you have questions or ideas for future cruelty free or vegan related posts, your feedback is really helpful for me!

[stimman3000]

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