The Place Where Nothing Happens

Dustin // 21 // Male // Just a humor blog that reblogs humor stuff, you may not agree with my views but its cool to everyone his own // Follow my music blog at that1perfectsong.tumblr.com

[toastbutteregg]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

She has a point

[thelightofthingshopedfor]

There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit:

I see a cop

Some asshole is tailgating me

[firebirdeternal]

This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of  A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you.  B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and  C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off.

[slowdissolve]

I feel so valid now

[minecraftgifs]

[topherchris]

[justbadpuns]

My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo..

[su-sketches]

when you open a new tab and can’t remember why

[twilightprincipessa]

when you close it and then remember why you opened it

[illinicoise]

when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pururin]

[toastbutteregg]

some things never change

[kaijucourse-deactivated20181018]

if your attraction towards women doesn’t include trans women, you’re transphobic and there’s no fucking excuses. ✌

if your attraction towards men doesn’t include trans men, you’re transphobic and there’s no fucking excuses. ✌

[the-real-ted-cruz]

So you’re saying people have to date/have sex with people they don’t want to date/have sex with? Isn’t this what y'all would call rape culture?

[adrunkensailor]

No one is obligated to date Transsexuals.

[billiejoearmstrong]

nobodys obligated to date u either but whatever

[burningmanonacid-deactivated202]

Finally you get the point! Yay. No one is obligated to date anyone because thats rape culture

[billiejoearmstrong]

im not obligated to date a cis person then

[burningmanonacid-deactivated202]

Exactly. You get the idea perfectly. Congrats.

[volcel-official]

“OH YEA! Well what about if I DO IT BACK!” “Yea actually, that’s ok, too” My favorite kind of interactions

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

[ginger-ale-official]

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

hi “ginger-ale-official”.

thanks for your comment on my post.

except, no thanks.

your heart will stop beating at 9:10 PM EST on 2018/04/30

make the best of your remaining time!

Venus :)

[ginger-ale-official]

I got rid of my heart twenty five years ago to make room! (for ginger ale) do not fear though friend! Your reckoning will soon be upon you!

[feshpince-deactivated20201109]

this single post contains enough terrifying energy to power 500 haunted houses for the next twenty years

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

what if magical girl transformations were just shitty powerpoint transition effects

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

who brought this back fUC k oFf

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

one time i was on an old street in glasgow and i made a loud joke about vampires and as i did this beautiful man with long hair on the other side of the street made direct eye contact with me and then ten minutes later he walked by again and looked at me and I still count that on my list of the five closest times I’ve ever come to dying

[illegal-skeletons]

I keep getting terrifying emails from colleges

[teashoesandhair]

Emily, we’re coming for you 

[maybenotboring]

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*