Consent is sexy

26/Capricorn Love winter, and love/hate spring. I also love fish and reptiles.

[m0lly-versace]

[garforarts]

made this for pride month but forgot to post it on tumblr, I love them!!

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tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

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I don't know if full on execution is proper justice, but at least they did something.

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

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These are probably the first kids he never shot on sight

[belimah]

Art by @hiro_gokinjyo

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It’s very funny that Hegseth spends 100 percent of his time talking about how masculine and traditional and warrior are ethos he made the military, then his band of Real Men just speed ran a nearly unprecedented military failure

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Every day this guy looks in the mirror and psyches himself up to eat shit in the hopes that our big beautiful president succumbs to his one thousand diseases but I don't think it's in the cards

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We really are never going to stop stripping this land bare

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jfc

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It turns out the great egg price increase that helped topple Joe Biden's regime was (checks notes) due to an alleged conspiracy among egg producers to artificially increase prices and the coverage of that fact is a blink-and-you-miss-it story on the NYT website

[theconcealedweapon]

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It's not just that they're doing corruption, but they're doing the kind of corruption that is basically "guy hands over a cartoon money sack with dollar signs on it" corruption.

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