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love that they did necromancy on pjackk just to kill him again but he probably deserved it so it's fine

turning a big dial taht says "pjackk is banned" on it and constantly looking for approval like a contestant on the price is right

woman-respecter

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

lifebeingpolywannabe

this ALWAYS happens to me with Serbia. i'm always like my boy i know you're the problem i just can't prove it yet

woman-respecter

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official-gaara

In memory of the fallen

bonivers

#meeeeeeeeee

tagfer

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

heronbrew

Hey op google what LCD stands for

tagfer

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

maykitz

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

captain-price-returns

knilolas

demonprincex

statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you

demonprincex

the only valid person in the replies like at all

thelastlightningbug

reading christopher eccleston interviews where he talks about wanting to be androgynous but always getting macho parts makes me understand why i keep getting butch dyke vibes off of the ninth doctor. don’t worry ms doctor i saw your leather jacket

solitairians

watching buffy makes me feel like i'm darwin on the galápagos islands but for pop culture vampires. like obviously louis & lestat are the first (popular) iterations of the modern vampire but angel & spike are the crucial evolutionary step between them and every other sexy vampire that came into existence in the 2000s. for example it's hard to see much of louis in edward but then when you realise it went louis -> angel -> edward it all makes so much sense you forget 9/11 even had anything to do with it at all

i think it's very very good occasionally to watch someone trying to be deeply condescending stand on a rake and eat shit

i woke up super late today and then had a nap and couldnt work out why until tonight when i went to take my go the fuck to sleep drugs and remembered i'd doubled yesterdays dose

#that will in fact do it!

luetta

hey bro last night was really fun, i felt my inner flower bloom in your presence. sadly the only butterfly species with a long enough proboscis went extinct long ago. but i saw you ate that fruit cup without cutlery so maybe not all hope is lost