Copper

The god of time who really just doesn't give a fuck

[thatcopperfarmer]

I found this and I thought you'd like it. wink wink.

you knew exactly what you were doing didnt you

[yurithefishguy]

hello man whose name translates to lesbian

Hello man named after a type of metal!! 😁 How has adjusting to demi-godhood been?

[thatcopperfarmer]

hell

ive been merked by the old time god

twice

[thatcopperfarmer]

who tf gave diorite the right to taste so good

it tastes like vanilla pudding its so good

[dog-d4wn]

did you take a bite

[yaois-deathblog]

i think he took a bite

[thatcopperfarmer]

i did indeed take a bite

[thesecondartist]

actually when was the last time i slept

[thatcopperfarmer]

go to bed lil bro

[thatcopperfarmer]

hi

oh hey the fuckass goats in my inbox

cmere i gotta get you back to your farm

[yaois-deathblog]

have you ever had a sandwich with asbestos in it

[thatcopperfarmer]

yes i have

very spicy, but also delicious

gave me mild indigestion tho

[yaois-deathblog]

sounds like it was good i hope you enjoyed it alot

[thatcopperfarmer]

it was worth the trip to the bathroom

[yaois-deathblog]

you poor soul

[thatcopperfarmer]

i love spicy food

its a one-sided relationship

[yaois-deathblog]

you should try resin one day its kinda spicy

[thatcopperfarmer]

its violent orange it looks spicy as hell

but its so underwhelming its infuriating

its more of a sweet chili than anything else

[yaois-deathblog]

i mean two part resin like the kind u get in the home depot

[thatcopperfarmer]

whats home depot

[yaois-deathblog]

[thatcopperfarmer]

holy hylia i understand now

[thatcopperfarmer]

hi

oh hey the fuckass goats in my inbox

cmere i gotta get you back to your farm

[yaois-deathblog]

have you ever had a sandwich with asbestos in it

[thatcopperfarmer]

yes i have

very spicy, but also delicious

gave me mild indigestion tho

[yaois-deathblog]

sounds like it was good i hope you enjoyed it alot

[thatcopperfarmer]

it was worth the trip to the bathroom

[yaois-deathblog]

you poor soul

[thatcopperfarmer]

i love spicy food

its a one-sided relationship

[yaois-deathblog]

you should try resin one day its kinda spicy

[thatcopperfarmer]

its violent orange it looks spicy as hell

but its so underwhelming its infuriating

its more of a sweet chili than anything else

[yaois-deathblog]

i mean two part resin like the kind u get in the home depot

[thatcopperfarmer]

whats home depot

[thatcopperfarmer]

hi

oh hey the fuckass goats in my inbox

cmere i gotta get you back to your farm

[yaois-deathblog]

have you ever had a sandwich with asbestos in it

[thatcopperfarmer]

yes i have

very spicy, but also delicious

gave me mild indigestion tho

[yaois-deathblog]

sounds like it was good i hope you enjoyed it alot

[thatcopperfarmer]

it was worth the trip to the bathroom

[yaois-deathblog]

you poor soul

[thatcopperfarmer]

i love spicy food

its a one-sided relationship

[yaois-deathblog]

you should try resin one day its kinda spicy

[thatcopperfarmer]

its violent orange it looks spicy as hell

but its so underwhelming its infuriating

its more of a sweet chili than anything else

[thatcopperfarmer]

who tf gave diorite the right to taste so good

it tastes like vanilla pudding its so good

[thatcopperfarmer]

hi

oh hey the fuckass goats in my inbox

cmere i gotta get you back to your farm

[yaois-deathblog]

have you ever had a sandwich with asbestos in it

[thatcopperfarmer]

yes i have

very spicy, but also delicious

gave me mild indigestion tho

[yaois-deathblog]

sounds like it was good i hope you enjoyed it alot

[thatcopperfarmer]

it was worth the trip to the bathroom

[yaois-deathblog]

you poor soul

[thatcopperfarmer]

i love spicy food

its a one-sided relationship

[thatcopperfarmer]

hi

oh hey the fuckass goats in my inbox

cmere i gotta get you back to your farm

[yaois-deathblog]

have you ever had a sandwich with asbestos in it

[thatcopperfarmer]

yes i have

very spicy, but also delicious

gave me mild indigestion tho

[yaois-deathblog]

sounds like it was good i hope you enjoyed it alot

[thatcopperfarmer]

it was worth the trip to the bathroom

[thatcopperfarmer]

hi

oh hey the fuckass goats in my inbox

cmere i gotta get you back to your farm

[yaois-deathblog]

have you ever had a sandwich with asbestos in it

[thatcopperfarmer]

yes i have

very spicy, but also delicious

gave me mild indigestion tho

[thatcopperfarmer]

hi

oh hey the fuckass goats in my inbox

cmere i gotta get you back to your farm

[yaois-deathblog]

i hope you die of old age

impossible cant do that sorry

[thatcopperfarmer]

my new life goal is to find a way to make that possible

[thatcopperfarmer]

you smell like a jar of pennies that have been soaking in vinegar for like a couple of weeks but its like the shitty vinegar you get at the dollar store

yea and you have the colour pallette of an emo 14-year-old what else dont i know

[yaois-deathblog]

i didnt make that decision

[thatcopperfarmer]

yea and i didnt make the decision to grow up a farmer in a place without deodorant

[yaois-deathblog]

yes you did liar

[thatcopperfarmer]

mf hyrule doesnt even have the fucking looms where tf would we get deodorant

[yaois-deathblog]

have you ever heard of this amazing thing called flower nectar and water

[thatcopperfarmer]

nectar smells like shit in hyrule

but the flowers themselves smell rlly nice

idk how that works but it does

[yaois-deathblog]

grind the petals up and mix with water

[thatcopperfarmer]

we are not dyeing ourselves

thats sayges job

[yaois-deathblog]

ok stinky

[thatcopperfarmer]

alr furry

[yaois-deathblog]

keep your eye open when you sleep

[thatcopperfarmer]

yea thats fair lmao

[thatcopperfarmer]

you smell like a jar of pennies that have been soaking in vinegar for like a couple of weeks but its like the shitty vinegar you get at the dollar store

yea and you have the colour pallette of an emo 14-year-old what else dont i know

[yaois-deathblog]

i didnt make that decision

[thatcopperfarmer]

yea and i didnt make the decision to grow up a farmer in a place without deodorant

[yaois-deathblog]

yes you did liar

[thatcopperfarmer]

mf hyrule doesnt even have the fucking looms where tf would we get deodorant

[yaois-deathblog]

have you ever heard of this amazing thing called flower nectar and water

[thatcopperfarmer]

nectar smells like shit in hyrule

but the flowers themselves smell rlly nice

idk how that works but it does

[yaois-deathblog]

grind the petals up and mix with water

[thatcopperfarmer]

we are not dyeing ourselves

thats sayges job

[yaois-deathblog]

ok stinky

[thatcopperfarmer]

alr furry

[thatcopperfarmer]

you smell like a jar of pennies that have been soaking in vinegar for like a couple of weeks but its like the shitty vinegar you get at the dollar store

yea and you have the colour pallette of an emo 14-year-old what else dont i know

[yaois-deathblog]

i didnt make that decision

[thatcopperfarmer]

yea and i didnt make the decision to grow up a farmer in a place without deodorant

[yaois-deathblog]

yes you did liar

[thatcopperfarmer]

mf hyrule doesnt even have the fucking looms where tf would we get deodorant

[yaois-deathblog]

have you ever heard of this amazing thing called flower nectar and water

[thatcopperfarmer]

nectar smells like shit in hyrule

but the flowers themselves smell rlly nice

idk how that works but it does

[yaois-deathblog]

grind the petals up and mix with water

[thatcopperfarmer]

we are not dyeing ourselves

thats sayges job

[thatcopperfarmer]

you smell like a jar of pennies that have been soaking in vinegar for like a couple of weeks but its like the shitty vinegar you get at the dollar store

yea and you have the colour pallette of an emo 14-year-old what else dont i know

[yaois-deathblog]

i didnt make that decision

[thatcopperfarmer]

yea and i didnt make the decision to grow up a farmer in a place without deodorant

[yaois-deathblog]

yes you did liar

[thatcopperfarmer]

mf hyrule doesnt even have the fucking looms where tf would we get deodorant

[yaois-deathblog]

have you ever heard of this amazing thing called flower nectar and water

[thatcopperfarmer]

nectar smells like shit in hyrule

but the flowers themselves smell rlly nice

idk how that works but it does