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Phantom of the Opera (2004)
reasons i am the phantom of the opera
growls when singing
can reach high notes
wears black
makes dramatic entrances
likes to be alone
gets angry easily
cries easily
likes pretty girls but likes their singing voice much more
reasons i am not the phantom of the opera
will distinguish whether i am someone’s father or not
probably wouldn’t kill anyone
not able to run around on tiny beams or swordfight
would probably go for raoul
The making of the 2004 “The Phantom of the Opera” movie
Erik: *runs in the room, late* Sorry i’m late, I had some things to do Raoul: *runs in* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS
Erik: *runs in the room, late* Sorry i’m late, I had some things to do Raoul: *runs in* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS
I was having a bad day and then I remembered this exists
Phantom: Christine that's all I ask of y-
Me: hoe don't do it
Christine: *pulls his mask off*
Me: oh my god
PoTO: a summary
The Phantom:
Everyone else:
As a die-hard Phan, this is life. The Phantasia suite is absolutely the best Phantom of the Opera suite I have ever heard. It may be on the long side, but I beg you to sit through it. You will not be disappointed.
*Psychic reading my mind*: tHe pHAAAAANTooOOooOOmM oF tHEe OOpeRaaaA iS heeeeEEREereee,,, inSIDEe MyyY miiIINndD,, sING mY aNGEL OF MUUUSICCcsIIIIINNNNGGGG wITH thEE MUssiC OOf THe NiiiiiGGHHTHTT LoOVeee MEEee,, tHATSs alL I aSsK of yOUUU prIIMMMAAA DonNaaaaaAAaAAAaaaa masQUERAAAAAAAAaaaAAAaAAAAAADEEEEEeeee pAAaaaaaaAAAAPeeRRr FacCCCeEssssS on PaRAAaaaaaaaDee wEve pASssseEEEddd tHa poIInnNtt Of nOOOOO reEeeTuuuUUUUUUrrrrrrrrrN HaNDS at zE lEVEL oooOf yOur eeeeeeEeeEeyYYYyyssssss
Psychic: wtf
*Madame Giry going through her daily mail and finding a note from Erik telling her a life-size mannequin of Christine is going to be delivered today and that she needs to sign for it*
What if tho.....
Dumbledore: This is the mirror of Erised
Harry: *looks in it*
Phantom: I AM YOUR ANGEL OF- Oops wrong mirror
Harry:
Dumbledore:
Phantom: Sorry
Okay but I’m serious HOW did Erik get all that shit down to his dramatic underground lake hideout??? by himself??? He has a BED.
Can you imagine being a young Madame Giry and you’re a very stressed ballet teacher with a small daughter and you’re just trying to get some goddamn sleep for once in your life and then THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA ™ shows up like
“hey can you help me move a couch”
Me: *hears the title song in Phantom of the Opera*
Me: *flips table*
Me: *angrily bangs on organs*
Me: *head-bangs*
Me: *starts to air guitar*
Me: SING ONCE AGAIN WITH ME
You’re magically transported into the world of the last musical you watched/listened to in the clothes you’re wearing now.
how screwed are you?