trying on a metaphor

blake kathryn
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if i look back, i am lost

@theartofmadeline
todays bird
noise dept.
wallacepolsom
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@thatdorknic0lee
why are old people so obsessed with doing this
my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking
so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.
dafuq did I just watch
how is this video still going around its been years
I feel like this is what all math teachers feel after a while of taking about math
I’m so uncomfortable but I love this.
I remember me and my friends quoting this shit during math class a few times in highschool, we also did fork stuck in a garbage disposal
How we fight tall people by Rudy Mancuso
Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup
*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray”
me @ ant: tell your friends.
no way this is 6 seconds only
6 seconds of pure beauty
I’m on the verge of crying
Friends. Children. Pls remember that Hydra, the Empire, the First Order, and the Death Eaters all have heavy Nazi imagery and parallels. This is deliberate. They need to be seen as the absolute fucking worst people alive in their respective universes. So. Please. Don’t make “hail Hydra” jokes. Don’t “side with the first order”. Ffs please do nOT get dark mark tattoos.
why’d you do that. now you’ve gone and hurt his fucking feelings.
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