Sydney My Damn Herald

Sophie, 22, Brisbane. This is an Arnott's fan blog.

[gropefruit]

Hiked for 4 hrs and got lost, this was early in the piece

[sokols]

well the year seems to be ending terribly but at least im cute

[thatfierycouch]

lest we forget, the gargoyle from the hogwarts staffroom doorway who made harry free associate on the topic of "stone busts with stuff on them" and figure out where ravenclaw's diadem was. without him voldemort could never have been defeated, rip

[thatfierycouch]

the pensieve, or as I like to call it, the Exposition Tub

[sokols]

hacker voice iMin

[thatfierycouch]

the only plausible rationale for this is that if they keep confused stoners on their website long enough, they might forget they ordered pizza and order more pizza

[thatfierycouch]

holy shit this was printed in 2001... this woman is so extra

[thatfierycouch]

I bet that Dumbledore had no intention of making Malfoy a prefect, and was secretly quite looking forward to this choice bit of shit stirring, but then Voldemort came back and he was like "ugh I don't have the time or energy to deal with Lucius Malfoy's shit this year, I guess the little twerp gets a badge after all"

[thatfierycouch]

I primarily call my dog "gorgeous" as a term of affection and I'm concerned that this may cause to see her worth only as her beauty, and devalue her other great qualities and skills, such as licking, gamboling, and destroying things.

[thatfierycouch]

you know when you have an interaction with someone and you're weirder than them but they're still a bit weird and it's not fair because them being a bit weird is making you more weird and I'm not that weird!

[thatfierycouch]

The reality is messier and richer kids

The reality is not a pretty picture kids

Every cabinet meeting is a full on rumble

What you're about to see is...

Probably John Trumbull.

[thatfierycouch]

me, a socialist milksop, walking into a bar in Trump’s America™: hello yes I love *looks at smudged writing on hand*

[the-dodo]

This is what happy chickens sound like.

[thatfierycouch]

these guys are pretty great, do u have a link to their bandcamp, good to support up and coming independent artists

[thatfierycouch]

treat em mean, keep em keen, I mutter to myself as I purposely wait two minutes before replying to a text message

[thatfierycouch]

look at this q-tip

[thatfierycouch]

imagine hating your job so much you couldn't even be fucked finishing the numberplate

[thatfierycouch]

Adele your partner is homeless?? You have several multi-platinum albums Adele smdh