you can't

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[phoenyxnova]

[armaina]

So I had this terrible idea of styling a Jirachi after the Marionette

You’re Welcome

[malekkleston-deactivated2014032]

IF U EVER FEEL SAD REMEMBER THERE IS A FLOWER CALLED HANGING NAKED MEN AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE PURPLE MEN WITH THEIR DICKS OUT

ISNT NATURE WONDERFUL

[oohbuttocks]

can i just say DO NOT go on google images and search ‘HANGING NAKED MEN’ because you will probably be traumatized for life.

these are actually called ‘ORCHIS ITALICA’ or ‘THE NAKED MAN ORCHID’

[vevy-vell]

Imagine giving someone a bouquet of these not very subtle

[deactivated-blog]

[engagethemusesmotherfucker-deac]

FNaF fandom strikes again.

[thatfuchsiafucker]

[thatfuchsiafucker]

So yea, I haven't been around a couple of days. I had my wisdom teeth out early yesterday morning and I'm still dealing with all the pain and such.

Oops. Forgot to mention a thing. 

Oh well. 

[thatfuchsiafucker]

ONE OF THE TURRETS JUST WENT "IT'S ME"

[thatfuchsiafucker]

Good god FNAF has ruined me. Wheatley's optic occasionally goes black with one small spot of white. 

This is going to go well. I can tell

[shielddeputydirector]

Send my muse notes from their father

[thatfuchsiafucker]

[vetusxestxperpetuaxdeos]

'No... but i want you and them to stay with me for syha'h... does that mean i kill you?' She asked having the logic of a child.

Tentacles started swarming around mangle pulsing.

[thatfuchsiafucker]

"Of course you don't. I can't die." He looked up at Mangle, quirking an eyebrow at the sight of the tentacles. Now there was something even he didn't see every day.

[windthedamnmusicbox-deactivated]

Sliding in and singing, he put his arms around Steve's shoulders, moving him in a dance. "What goes up is sure to come down,Penny lost is a penny found,I'll "howdy" you, you'll "howdy" back,This for that an' tit for tat. *whistle* How do you do? *whistles* Fine, how are you? *whistles* How you come on? Pretty good, sure as you're born!"

"Uh woah, man! What the hell? Haha uh, dude you okay there and my what a wide smile you have on your face." He laughs softly and raises his eyebrows, turning in the other’s arms to face him "Dude that is a sick makeup job. Almost looks like skin. You really dig violet, huh?"

[windthedamnmusicbox-deactivated]

He kissed back and moaned at the hair pulling. That. That was nice. He wrapped his arms around the other’s shoulders, one hand digging under Vincent’s ponytail to pull him closer, the other pressed flat to his spine as if to cling to him. He rolled his hips with each of the other’s thrusts in an effort to get him deeper.

[thatfuchsiafucker]

He deepened the kiss, sliding himself a little deeper into the other man. His nails dug into Steve's hips, holding him at just the right angle so he could pound into him. He moved hard enough that the waterbed underneath them started to slosh.

[melliflu0us]

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

Pilot taking Mahogany’s phone and finding airplane mode. He activates it and throws the phone out the window

Why isn’t the phone flying Isnt it in airplane mode I have been lied to

[mrkenyon]

Visit Original Link

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Pilot speaking.  My navigator here bet me I couldn’t do a barrel roll in this jetliner.

No I didn’t, Pilot, shut up.

Well, guess who’s about to be $20 richer!

Pilot, no!  I don’t have any money~PILOT!

The 2nd of 3 Pilot and E.N.D.O. audios made for our Twitch stream!  One more to go!

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

HOLY SHIT

[mrkenyon]

Visit Original Link

I’m gonna do it.

Do what?

I’m gonna fuck that plane.

Pilot, no.

I’M GONNA DO IT!

PILOT, DO NOT FUCK THE PLANE!  PILOT, THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE FOR TH~

*BZZT*

Goddammit.  Someone call Danish, we need a cleanup on the tarmac!

The first of 3 ENDO/Pilot Audios made live for the Twitch stream!

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

PILOT NO

[helliishly-blog]

                                                               I was built for 

                                               DESTRUCTION

                                                               & now you’re  

                                                  IN MY WAY.

[kakikirohasmoved]

Some important reminders.

[okaliz-r-deactivated20180102]

Springtrap: The origen.

lel