🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦

the other guy made one so i want one too

[thatfuckingbirdthattheyhate]

🐦

why does the other guy need one of these (im getting one too)

oh my god ew i can see the face of the body on the screen

anyways yes i am 🐦 and im an alter in a system blah blah blah whatever man

i love the mind electric its such a cool song i need to do a deep dive on it at some point

he/it

once again infiltrating his account purely because i think its funny and i cant be bothered to make my own account since despite being the yapper in our system i actually dont have a lot to talk about.......

im akechi touma fictive from saiki k!! call me ak or akechi or whatever you want hello hi nice to meet you im basically the same but a lot less talkative

im gonna try and stay here and see how long it takes for him to realise im here i think it would be funny

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BLOG!!!!!!!!!" -bird probably when he realises im here

he/she

[orchardsys]

It explains a lot.that fucking bird that I hate

[thatfuckingbirdthattheyhate]

guys look thats my name 🫵🫵🫵🫵 look 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵i needto shutup

[thatfuckingbirdthattheyhate]

host here hi

sssttarrrrting to think persecutor is . giving up on triying to stop me from doing things >)> i dont even feel the Big Scary Evil Bad anymore as i post ts >)> did smth happen who ate the Big Scary Evil Bad im meant to feel that every time i interact with anything persecutor related >)>

[thatfuckingbirdthattheyhate]

host found out about the minecraft thing fuuuucukkk

blaming it on the others i recruited to help me play minecraft because i kinda suck

why are you writing this

shut up thsi is MY BLOG GET OUT

YOU???/ ARE TYPING ??/???? WITH ME IN MOSTLY FRONT ???//???/??/????//?// can uyo lock in im not postiing this dawg </3

fucl kyou

[thatfuckingbirdthattheyhate]

in relation to syscourse: how about instead of spreading misinformation we spread love ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ and kindness 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 and hire a bunch of professional psychologists from all around the world and have them gather in one spot to duke it out like its ace attorney 💖💖💖💖💖💖

[thatfuckingbirdthattheyhate]

got invited to a minecraft event hosted by one of our friends in minecraft education cuz tehy dont have real minecraft

pros: me and needy like minecraft and even tho this is lifesteal inspired im sure i could convince needy to impart some of his judelow knowledge onto me

cons: its hosted by the guy that host thinks is half of the reason we're a system, i might have to hide it from host

what could go wrong!

[thatfuckingbirdthattheyhate]

being a system is so fucking stupid can host (the ONLY good minecraft player in our system) just hurry up and get over trauma that may or may not have even actually happened and help me (scared of caves) kill those chuds

[thatfuckingbirdthattheyhate]

look at this beam of light that i thought i hallucinated

[thatfuckingbirdthattheyhate]

i just realised that i actually DONT know when our birthday is

like host is js faking it cuz they dont like the idea of getting older but i genuinely dont know the date of the day we were born

damn

january??? somewhere???????

[thatfuckingbirdthattheyhate]

got invited to a minecraft event hosted by one of our friends in minecraft education cuz tehy dont have real minecraft

pros: me and needy like minecraft and even tho this is lifesteal inspired im sure i could convince needy to impart some of his judelow knowledge onto me

cons: its hosted by the guy that host thinks is half of the reason we're a system, i might have to hide it from host

what could go wrong!

[thatfuckingbirdthattheyhate]

having second thoughts

[thatfuckingbirdthattheyhate]

dawg.

[thatfuckingbirdthattheyhate]

i dont remember what happened here btw

[thatfuckingbirdthattheyhate]

got invited to a minecraft event hosted by one of our friends in minecraft education cuz tehy dont have real minecraft

pros: me and needy like minecraft and even tho this is lifesteal inspired im sure i could convince needy to impart some of his judelow knowledge onto me

cons: its hosted by the guy that host thinks is half of the reason we're a system, i might have to hide it from host

what could go wrong!

[inky-moth]

The twink and his painfully relatable issues

[thatfuckingbirdthattheyhate]

who are you and what are you doing in our room.

[thatfuckingbirdthattheyhate]

dawg.

[thatfuckingbirdthattheyhate]

sidequesting

[drazhaq]

My Dear Lord

In Yellow

[simamisgrape]

Ok so basically. After Derek merges with The King in Yellow, he passes out for a couple of weeks. When Derek woke up with a baby in his arms. The baby being The King itself but significantly less powerful (it’s still an all knowing omniscient being but yk) and Derek with all the knowledge in the world—decided to run to Avery’s apartment for help. The two went back and forth on what to do with the baby and decided to raise it in hopes of it growing up to be “good”.

[the-random-ovibovini]

i am nOT joking when i say I GENUINELY WANT fanart and fanfic of this someone please