That German Guy

About THAT GERMAN GUY: This is me. I'm 28 and German. Heavily flawed. Conlanger. It obviously means enough to me to mention it here. __________________________________ About THIS BLOG: My Life Male Romance Ars Homo This will bring you to the very beginnings of this blog. __________________________________ NOTE: See something of yourself that doesn't belong here? Contact me and I'll swiftly remove it. __________________________________ All original content: ©ThatGermanGuy

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To be fair, though ...

... Dragon-type pokémon being afraid of Jigglypuff is not any more ridiculous than Dragon-type pokémon being afraid of that ice-cream pokémon.

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Male Romance #146

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Male Romance #145

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I would suck 500 cocks and I would suck 5000 more.

You read it here first.

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Random Gibberish #1

At times I'd really like the words "sinmigo", "sintigo", and "sinsigo" to exist (as counterparts of "conmigo", "contigo", and "consigo"), just because they sound good to me.

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GPOY-for-the-first-time-in-ages Thursday Unsupervised Trimming Slash Faglook Edition 

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That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Christopher Hitchens

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Frankly,

seeing how virtually all relevant political parties in Germany are smarmily racing to the Jews' and Muslims' help to keep male genital mutilation of infants legal after a Cologne court outlawed it is highly increasing my thirst for culture war.

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Verbung komischt Sprache And this is why German, as passionately as I love it, needs to be thoroughly reformed.

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The awkward moment when you cannot even admit something to the internet,

because admitting it to anyone would mean admitting it to yourself.

And that would be painful.

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Ars Homo #73

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Male Romance #142

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Pastor Ripping Fellow Pastors For Opposing Obama's Marriage Equality Coming-Out

In, as goes without saying, a very entertaining fashion.

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One would assume that pouring Red Bull in a glass to drink it took a bit away from the feeling of bad style.

This is not actually the case.

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This was once a post.

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Babe, there's a reason they call me head scientist,

and it's not because I'm the leader of a group of researchers...

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I'm very conservative.

If I had a twin brother, I'd only have monogamous incest. # well, except if dad also wanted to join in...     # what I post at 2:13am