That Hermit with the Hairpin

...Oh! Hello! Didn't hear you come in. Greetings and welcome to Ask That Hermit with the Hairpin. [[A Seiga ask and roleplay blog (Yoshika included!), with question answers made of reaction images and text because I can't draw very well. This Seiga is mostly crack, as comes with the territory of a blog originally created to copy and paste Ask ThatGuy jokes. Fair warning: She is a very offensive person.]] M!A: SHAPESHIFTING ABILITIES

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"That [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce] is delicious!"

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

[[From top to bottom: Chapter 4; Chapters 2, 3, and 5; Chapter 1]]

[[Secret boss ranking from top to bottom is John Mantle, Spamton, Gerson and Pink, and Jevil.]]

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"A short episode this time. A second parter for the last one, really."

"I NEVER KNEW PIRACY WAS A CRIME! I JUST WANTED TO PLAY UNDERTALE!"

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Alright Ruler, you did your one reply, now go to bed, you've a very busy day tomorrow and after tomorrow."

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Hey dash look, I'm a scam bot!"

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[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Careful when writing functions to build functions."

"You might override an existing function with the same name by complete accident and then scream at your computer for the ten minutes it takes to figure out what you did and fix it."

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

[[Fighting a raid boss in my Dark Age Revelations was not on my bingo card for tonight, but holy crap was it fun.]]

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

[[Thank you for the good vibes, to those that sent me them.]]

[[Yesterday evening was just one small thing after another after another all piling up until I just felt sad and isolated from everything, and the kind words really helped when I got it in me to read them this morning. The details aren't important, so I'll spare you them.]]

[[Thank you, again.]]

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

💖

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post a “ 💖 ” emoji and let your followers comment nice things under it !

[ if you can’t see the emoji, use “ sparkling heart emoji ” ! ]

we’re all in need of some positivity sometimes; don’t be afraid to ask for some kind words !!

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Nope! You're a seal now!"

*Out of Season Spring poof*

"No fuck you I'm a cat now."

[slapbasstv]

slapper could use a bit of a hand again.

Last week I was short on hours because of the holiday, which means I'm going to come up short on the check this week. I've been looking for jobs elsewhere that might offer more money for the hours, but that's another problem in and of itself in this current market.

Long story short, I need to cough up 180$ for the water bill and for the internet.

It really is a major inconvenience, but if you could help out I'd be really grateful. Any little bit would be welcomed.

Ko-Fi is right here

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

[[Anyway new DOOM content drops tomorrow, so expect low low activity on my end 'til I finish that.]]

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"...and now for something completely different!"

"Let's get down to business and value value the fun! ♪"

"Brush those theories off now, oh Mystery Mystery Man! ♪"

"All those players never treat me right; they haven't seen... ♪"

"What I truly meant in my old entry seventeen! ♪"

"Aye, we plunder root beer, and of course we plunder ale! ♪"

"We've kidnapped all of Deltarune and stolen Undertale! ♪"

"But oh, we've changed our targets; our heaven is in sight! ♪"

"We'll seal your home for good and take away your holy light! ♪"

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

Seiga, someone's talkin' some mad shit. Do you run the beef set?

"Give it time. The "beef set" will run itself."

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Sweet Kogasa's tits, those were a pleasant two hundred fifty burgers!"

Flop.

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Man, FUCK you treasonous f[meatball]s, we used to rule the WORLD."

"Okay, Mom. Get back in your wheelcha--"