That Hermit with the Hairpin

...Oh! Hello! Didn't hear you come in. Greetings and welcome to Ask That Hermit with the Hairpin. [[A Seiga ask and roleplay blog (Yoshika included!), with question answers made of reaction images and text because I can't draw very well. This Seiga is mostly crack, as comes with the territory of a blog originally created to copy and paste Ask ThatGuy jokes. Fair warning: She is a very offensive person.]] M!A: SHAPESHIFTING ABILITIES

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"...and now for something completely different!"

"Let's get down to business and value value the fun! ♪"

"Brush those theories off now, oh Mystery Mystery Man! ♪"

"All those players never treat me right; they haven't seen... ♪"

"What I truly meant in my old entry seventeen! ♪"

"Aye, we plunder root beer, and of course we plunder ale! ♪"

"We've kidnapped all of Deltarune and stolen Undertale! ♪"

"But oh, we've changed our targets; our heaven is in sight! ♪"

"We'll seal your home for good and take away your holy light! ♪"

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

Seiga, someone's talkin' some mad shit. Do you run the beef set?

"Give it time. The "beef set" will run itself."

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Sweet Kogasa's tits, those were a pleasant two hundred fifty burgers!"

Flop.

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Man, FUCK you treasonous f[meatball]s, we used to rule the WORLD."

"Okay, Mom. Get back in your wheelcha--"

[rosegoldscarlet]

"And fuck you for being a home intruder. You're not even a real American." Gungnir is summoned in her hand, and hurled right at Seigapiece.

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Don't care, didn't ask, you don't have real frie--"

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"I see the Scarlet Devil Seething has begun."

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Fuck yo' tea, n[word]"

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Fireworks............~"

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

Enjoying hamburger number seventeen in Rirune's tavern.

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Yoshika wants two hundred fifty burgers."

"This is gonna be a minute."

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Yoshika wants burg'."

"I'ma give'er lots of burg'."

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"THE MOON BELONGS TO AMERICA"

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"I kid, it's just a ball of cheese."

"American cheese."

"I'ma flatten a commie with it."

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"THE MOON BELONGS TO AMERICA"

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Before that meatball Remilia starts seething about today, let it be known that this is the real reason for it."

[magicaldreaming]

"Fourth of July, time to grill up those shakes, mix those burgers, and drink plenty of fireworks, yeehowdy gozaimasu." Fifi, you're Canadian stop that.

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"FUCK yeah, drink those fireworks!"

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"May your America Day be joyous and not at all wasted by doing the cleaning that your roommate was supposed to do before they left for the night."

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Have a blessed "First country to put a man on the moon" day."