Crise de Conscience

Kaj. 22. USA. UGA '19. Future MD. Virgo. Well behaved women rarely make history.

[thatindiangoddess]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[weirdnessisgood]

[dudettte]

The math books warned us about you

[gifsboom]

[dr-dendritic-trees]

[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur.  Its tiny beak is full of dog floof.  The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]

[aviculor]

a burglar

[knightoftaurus]

a birbler

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that peekaboo is universal to all cultures, and developmental psychologists believe it is important to infant development (x)

[twosillycorgis]

Welcome to Corg school. I will be your teacher, Professor Flufflepuff

[toastbutteregg]

[probablybard]

modern greek mythology adaptation where hades and persephone are played by john mulaney and his wife

[proseandpeonies]

She’s hades, he’s Persephone

[honey-sunny-bee]

Oh no, no. John Mulaney is 100% Hades.

Loves his wife

Is actually pretty chill except when it comes to stupid people

Can’t stand up for himself when others try to do him wrong

[hearthburn]

And from what we hear about her, she’s very Persephone.

Easy to underestimate

Knows her own mind

Will cut you

[appendingfic]

“So, I meet this wonderful lady. Just fantastic, my heart does that thing where it’s skipping beats, and I - all of you think I’m going to talk about how I suavely asked her out, and that is not what happened. 

“I ride up in my chariot, and the first - this is literally the first thing I say to her is ‘do you want to meet my dog’?

“And this - I - this is a sign that this woman is my soul mate - she looks at her friends hanging around and says, ‘sure, catch you later, guys’.

“I’m going to skip forward here a couple of dates - no, don’t - this is not the story of how my wife met my dog - and her mom - her mom - finds out she’s seeing me. Now I know everyone jokes about how a girl’s dad is this big, hulking - going to hunt you down if you’re dating his daughter and he doesn’t like you. But if you say that, it’s because you’ve never had some girl’s mom glaring up at you from like - her mom’s like two inches taller than her, so this little furious glare from around my chin area, saying her daughter’s not allowed to come see me anymore.

“And this - okay, this is when I knew I was going to marry this girl, she looks at her mom and, cool as anything, says, ‘Too late, mom. I met his dog, ate dinner over here. I’m staying’.”

[alexandragrace]

WAIT…so does that mean….Petunia is Cerberus?

[choirofthecosmos-deactivated201]

FUCKING YES!!

[emmablowguns]

Snakes

[plomptipples]

This is how Tumblr’s search function works

[lilsugarbush]

[bondingthroughmutualhatred-blog]

is anyone else concerned about the spelling of Doritos here?

[geminiagent]

[corvidaezero-deactivated2021061]

“As the father of no daughters because I’m literally in 8th grade, I think sexual harassment is bad.”

These kid are the future.

[rootbeergoddess]

I am so proud of him

[pancakeke]

me: *pulls into gas station* just a quick stop :)

GPS: what the FUCK did you do

[rlaph-deactivated20140921]

My mom wants me to start drama

[cutekittensarefun]

It’s beyond your understanding.

[bowserclaus-deactivated20150203]

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: 

[televenus]

Everyone: wow there must be so much hidden meaning in Old Town Road its all about SEX

Lil Nas X:

[husband]

[1o9]

[pixelatedfrog-deactivated202009]

Mother Fucker Unlimited

[lesbofujo]

BIG CHUNGUS

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

It’s Meep! Meep is a bit of a celebrity in the axolotl world. She is believed to have a form of dwarfism and is not significantly overweight, although she looks it especially in this photo.

The owner is a well-known and experienced handler who has four other axolotls that are way more… axolotl shaped lol. But she is healthy, not being overfed or suffering due to poor husbandry.

Actually Cute!