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When God closes a door (killing off Foggy), He opens a window (Jessica Jones is coming back)

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Me: I'm not even really a Matt/Jess shipper I prefer them platonic -

Also me: so it's a Kastle/Mess double date for season two, then

#not an avocado (ooc)#this is the best day I've had in ages I feel so alive

When God closes a door (killing off Foggy), He opens a window (Jessica Jones is coming back)

#not an avocado (ooc)#((something something equivalent exchange idk I'm so hyped I feel like I just did crack))

DISNEY!!! YOU SONS OF BITCHES WHERE THE F*CK ARE JESSICA AND LUKE

#((danny I can forgive being left out he's busy in china #but you're gonna do a plot like that and no jessica??? no luke???? travesty and betrayal this is DUMB))#daredevil spoilers #born again spoilers #spoilers #not an avocado (ooc)

When there's a serial killer loose in New York City:

When Wilson Fisk literally has a new gang of crooked cops who are also Punisher fanboys and they've been given a hall pass to do Whatever:

#not an avocado (ooc)#spoilers #daredevil spoilers #born again spoilers #((deadass the crooked cops scare me more than the blood man))

when your alternate timeline self would literally rather get yelled at by frank castle in a dirty basement than go to therapy

#((the new episode was good I fear))#daredevil spoilers #born again spoilers #spoilers #drinking the eel (crack)

kevin when i get you kevin when i get you kevin when i get you kevin when i get you kevin when i

#((for legal reasons this is a joke))#not an avocado (ooc)#daredevil spoilers #born again spoilers #spoilers

Matt: gets a shotgun pointed at him

Matt: okay bet 😑 pull the trigger then 😑 I was suicidally depressed just last week your powers have no hold over me 😑 bitch

#not an avocado (ooc)#suicidal ideation cw #suicide jokes cw #((this is just going to turn into a ''new season of daredevil commentary'' blog at this rate))

((Marvel if you screw me on this. Marvel if you screw me. Marvel if you screw me on this. Marvel if you))

#not an avocado (ooc)

((Matt’s been getting too much positive attention, so to keep him humble, here he is as a rat.))

#not an avocado (ooc)#((''just jump what's the worst that could happen'' -matt and also this rat))

((I haven’t actually watched the new episode but I’m glad to see my boy still has a terminal case of Dumb Bitch Disease))

#not an avocado (ooc)#((he's so dumb (affectionate)))

I DON'T WANT EIGHTEEN EPISODES I WANT A FUCKING NAP

#drinking the eel (crack)

((Also I never said anything about this here because I was planning on keeping this low-key but uhm

...yeah...))

#not an avocado (ooc)

((Good news! I trust Marvel with Daredevil now.

Bad news! I am no longer capable of feeling joy. Thanks, Moon Knight!))

#not an avocado (ooc)

((...okay so if anyone is RPing Moon Knight I have 134 icons of Oscar Isaac I made back when I RP’d as Poe Dameron that I’m not using if you can tell me a good way to get them to you...

My icon-making skills are basic at best but you could probably make them prettier if you wanted...))

#not an avocado (ooc)#((I watched that whole stupid boring school choice movie just to get screnshots of him))

Mr. Batman I am free on Friday to sit in the same room, work on separate cases, and not talk to each other, please let me know if you are also free on Friday for non-social socializing, thank you.

#drinking the eel (crack)#not an avocado (ooc)#((In other words: new Batman movie freaking SLAPPED and I highly recommend it even though it's three hours long))

((Just to let everyone know I’m seeing the new Batman tomorrow so I’ll let everyone know the ranking of if this is a Batman Matt would want to fight in a friend way or a derogatory way))

#not an avocado (ooc)

((CW for anyone about to watch the Multiverse of Madness trailer, there is some body horror, also what the hECK-))

#not an avocado (ooc)#also they're taking netflix marvel off netflix my pain never ends

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