thatlesbeanjew

Tay | 27 ♐️ | She/Her. Darlin’s Self Preservation. Comedic Genius. Meme Connoisseur. Sapphic Superstar. Resident Neurodivergent Angst Instigator. AO3 @ thatlesbeanjew . +18 | MDNI I will not interact if you don’t have your age in your bio.

[thatlesbeanjew]

RedactedASMR Hockey Au Master Post

This is the running list of all the hockey au scheming that’s been going on!!

Here’s a link to the original post that started it all!! https://thatlesbeanjew.tumblr.com/post/683989256941813760/so-with-the-stanley-cup-playoffs-in-full-swing

Artwork by @taelonsamada:

Darlin vs Quinn hockey fight: https://thatlesbeanjew.tumblr.com/post/684539897337544704/frenzied-screaming-and-hysterical-laughter-from

Dahlia Dires: https://thatlesbeanjew.tumblr.com/post/685081608878997504/ungodly-screeching-from-the-abyss-purple

Dires Take Home the Cup: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/thatlesbeanjew/689001445834571776?source=share

Dahlia Dires Hockey Fic:

WIP: https://thatlesbeanjew.tumblr.com/post/685805321687531520/dahlia-dires-hockey-fic-wip

Fun Info: https://thatlesbeanjew.tumblr.com/post/684290556380233728/okay-so-fun-stuff-about-my-most-recent-hockey-au

More Scheming Ft. @zozo-01 & @taelonsamada:

https://thatlesbeanjew.tumblr.com/post/684786344065679360/so-in-honour-of-round-2-of-the-battle-of-alberta

https://thatlesbeanjew.tumblr.com/post/684435897155010561/taelonsamada-zozo-01-taelonsamada

Empowered AU Discussion:

https://thatlesbeanjew.tumblr.com/post/684634661826248704/zozo-01-taelonsamada-and-thatlesbeanjew-i-was

[sabertoothwalrus]

for those who don’t remember, “mole interest” was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.

I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where “mole interest” came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldn’t have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call “the mole interest effect”.

But now it does.

In 2023, we said “fuck it” a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.

So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Let’s put the mole interest effect to the test.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is

[andhumanslovedstories]

My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, “the only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,” and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like “if you’re gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those words”

[birdthany]

I’m in training to become a phlebotomist and at my last class we did blood typing and let me tell you when I walked into the lab to see A/B/O written in massive letters on the whiteboard I felt six years come off my lifespan

[realitycheckbounced]

once I used a phrase alpha and omega of something during a lecture and one of the students giggled so hysterically I *knew* and I looked at her and she looked at me, and let me tell you, this was the most profound moment of horror and understanding I have ever shared with another person

[tucsonhorse]

That moment when you recognize someone from the Devil’s Sacrament

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[gayhoediaz]

free healthcare should include teeth actually

[mysmorgasbordoffantabulosa]

[aksannyi]

y'all it is not pride until i see the mark kanemura video on my dash you had better fucking DELIVER it

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[iosonomer-blog]

[drtanner]

GO BABY GO

[parrhesiac]

I love this. I *love* this.

Not only does the child have the rhythm and their part down precisely, but also, they are clearly doing the very-small-child thing of reserving exactly nothing.

Children have to learn not to use all of the force they're capable of, adults mostly never use all of the force they are capable of, but here someone has given this child exactly the opportunity to use all of the force their body can produce, and do it musically.

The glee of that all-out effort in a context where clearly the people around them approve and appreciate their contribution? Amazing.

[froginakettle]

young kids in music class on drum days are something incredible to watch. beat the shit out of something and make a big sound under the resounding approval of the teacher? best. day. ever.

[fulgurite-and-petrichor]

[transhuman-priestess]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[kraken17]

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

[supermansmeat]

i will find lesbians in any piece of media

[frottinq]

beautiful drawing I saw in the women's bathroom last night at the bar

[lemondoddle]

[ID. A photo of a scuffed bathroom stall with a large marker drawing of a cat wearing a ruffled collar and tall cone hat. Written next to it is "clown pussy! Honk!" End ID.]

[annabelle--cane]

to me the appeal of pathetic vampires is similar to the appeal of stupid cats. you have the teeth and claws to rip through flesh to your heart's content, but here you are. paw stuck to a quilt. staring woefully with eyes the size of saucers to get someone to help. same goes for a vampire failing miserably to use a touchscreen because his fingers are too cold.

[andi-does-unknown]

sam is the “the hell” to darlin’s “the fuck”

i rest my case.

[xanaxfarts]

Arches National Park, Utah photo: Elliot McGucken

[codydrawin]

Freakin looking at me

[cecilgershwinpamler]

I wonder if this is in a friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead