Hail HYDRA

| RP Blog | Brock Rumlow, Commander of the STRIKE Team and wine extraordinaire. Enough said.

[mallgothed]

you guys are the real heroes

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

Hell. Fucking. No.

I did not. I don't know who the hell you think you are but you can't just come at me like a hooker and start taking your clothes off. I am gay and in a happy relationship. So you are barking up the wrong tree, lady.

I know your parents raised you better than this. Put your clothes back on. Go to school. Get a job. You are better than this shit. There are places to help you. I am not one of them.

Message me again and I'll report and block you. I've got a baby to protect!

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

i’ve never heard of anyone with the name of… brock. what an interesting name.

Yeah it didn't sound so different when your Dad was screaming it last night

[imagdiner]

am i supposed to laugh at you?

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

Look, you can do whatever you want, doll. If you don't like my smartass comments, you can ignore me. Ain't no skin off my back. I didn't get to be Commander by being soft. HYDRA culls the weak. Only the best remain. I save the nice shit for my friends and family.

[imagdiner]

my GOODNESS. you’re quite a sassy lil fella, ain’t ya? ain’t never met someone as… feisty as you are. interestin’ i must say! i never said i was bothered by your comments though, fella — just curious to know how you expected me to react.

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

I didn't expect anything. And for the record, my husband can attest I am not small in the ways that count.

[imagdiner]

who’s your husband? would be pretty nice to learn who the hell is this person is.

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

That's classified.

[imagdiner]

why not? ya scared?

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

For his safety? Always. I've always got people trying to kill me. Comes with the territory. I don't need them using him as leverage.

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

Always said green was my color. Now I've trademarked it with my initials.

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

i’ve never heard of anyone with the name of… brock. what an interesting name.

Yeah it didn't sound so different when your Dad was screaming it last night

[imagdiner]

am i supposed to laugh at you?

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

Look, you can do whatever you want, doll. If you don't like my smartass comments, you can ignore me. Ain't no skin off my back. I didn't get to be Commander by being soft. HYDRA culls the weak. Only the best remain. I save the nice shit for my friends and family.

[imagdiner]

my GOODNESS. you’re quite a sassy lil fella, ain’t ya? ain’t never met someone as… feisty as you are. interestin’ i must say! i never said i was bothered by your comments though, fella — just curious to know how you expected me to react.

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

I didn't expect anything. And for the record, my husband can attest I am not small in the ways that count.

[imagdiner]

who’s your husband? would be pretty nice to learn who the hell is this person is.

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

That's classified.

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

i’ve never heard of anyone with the name of… brock. what an interesting name.

Yeah it didn't sound so different when your Dad was screaming it last night

[imagdiner]

am i supposed to laugh at you?

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

Look, you can do whatever you want, doll. If you don't like my smartass comments, you can ignore me. Ain't no skin off my back. I didn't get to be Commander by being soft. HYDRA culls the weak. Only the best remain. I save the nice shit for my friends and family.

[imagdiner]

my GOODNESS. you’re quite a sassy lil fella, ain’t ya? ain’t never met someone as… feisty as you are. interestin’ i must say! i never said i was bothered by your comments though, fella — just curious to know how you expected me to react.

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

I didn't expect anything. And for the record, my husband can attest I am not small in the ways that count.

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

i’ve never heard of anyone with the name of… brock. what an interesting name.

Yeah it didn't sound so different when your Dad was screaming it last night

[imagdiner]

am i supposed to laugh at you?

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

Look, you can do whatever you want, doll. If you don't like my smartass comments, you can ignore me. Ain't no skin off my back. I didn't get to be Commander by being soft. HYDRA culls the weak. Only the best remain. I save the nice shit for my friends and family.

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

i’ve never heard of anyone with the name of… brock. what an interesting name.

Yeah it didn't sound so different when your Dad was screaming it last night

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

‘Red For Filth’ Hand Makeup by Ella Frank Simkins

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

If HYDRA had given you those, you would've put extra fear into your enemies.

Just don't start chanting "Kali Mal" and rip out people's hearts. I don't think your Avenger friends would like that.

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

Autocorrect is my worst enema

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

I'm amazing. I know because my husband told me and he's always right.

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

Look. I love my husband. I do. But the next time he tells me to "Calm down and don't be a drama queen, Brock." I'm going to stab him in the eyeball with a fork and tell him next time bring me the damn meatballs or the next balls getting stabbed is his own.

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

There are some days when I'm glad I know first-aid and CPR. And then there are some days in which I'm glad I know first-aid and CPR, so I can strangle a teammate.

Sometimes, it's the same day.

[shock]

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.

[hermannco]

I got frucking ‘Lord man’

[justnoodlefishthings]

Captain Man

[daminwayne]

I got The Mask are you joking jshdjasdc

[grad-school-fool]

Crime Cold…

[toonlink1210]

ADAGAHSJSJAH SISTER CANDLE

[ike-loves-men]

[robinheartsandtakinnames]

I AM SISTER CAT! does this mean i get to go on *more* cool adventures with @memecatwoman?

[meme-xirl-wonder]

THE RADIOACTIVE BEEF!!!

[supermememan]

Brother Weather: The Weather Wizard’s kid brother who follows him around being embarrassing. 

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

I got King Man. I believe this to be accurate.

[elektramemetchios]

I can’t believe -

[talia-meme-ghul]

Ghoulish Devil. Hmm…I like it.

[strangeboye]

King vertigo. Sounds about right.

[timeme-drake]

“The Terrible Pain.” Bruce I’m so sorry

[im-batmeme]

Junkyard Shark. Honestly sounds like a cool band name not a villain.

[rocketmemecoon]

…….. Boss Peanut.

They makin’ fun o’ my size?  Looks like I got some work to do…

[i-meme-groot]

I am Groot?

[biggreenmememachine]

“The Mutant Monopoly”

I’m pretty sure I don’t have a monopoly on it

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

"The Ghoulish Man"

I feel insulted as I am not a pale man nor am I dead. See? Selfie time!

@a-sassy-meme-jayla, you're pretty pale and kind of badass... Let's see your villain name

[knitpool]

Recognize him yet?

[dean-memechester]

Was gonna say he kinda looks like me

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

Is that some sort of Winchester Voodoo doll? Don't you guys have enough mystic stuff to worry about?

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

Looks like the guys down in the science department tried to bottle me, except there's just one problem:

While I am fresh and toned, I have never been in fact alcohol free

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

When running an elite team, one must always have a plan and to make sure one's trained men and women follow said plan.

This does not mean, Jack, that you convince the team to stop for cookies in the cafeteria on the way to the quinjet!!

Hail bloody HYDRA, I'm gonna beat him with a stick.