The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.
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@thatlonelycactus
The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.
you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'
a little lesmand before s3 airs
I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those
I am actually so serious I think it really messes with a childs creativity and joy to tell them to never make a mary sue OC. Like that unbridaled form of joy where you make a self insert OC who super cool and everyone loves them and they have every superpower in the world SHOULD be something a kid makes, it nourishes their ability to create things for fun and not be stifled by "oh but what if my character is too overpowered and cringey...". whatever
You know what?
I'm gonna add to this.
It stifles adult's creativity too.
Don't put restrictions on people's creativity.
That Mary-Sue OC you made as a child? That's a template for a well rounded character. Develop that shit. Flesh them out. Make them even better. Figure out what superpowers they really need and what ones are just extra. Let the character grow with you.
But you won't have that template to work off of if you were told not to make it.
Also, let people have power fantasies. Let that bullied isolated kid have an OC who's super powerful and surrounded by friends.
Let people tell stories, for fuck's sake.
We need to have places like bars where instead of only 18+ year olds allowed in it’s ONLY people who had fucked up childhoods so we can joke about it without running into a surprise normal who gets all sad and weird
One time in college I was joking around with a classmate and she told me “I’m gonna beat you with a stick” and I was like “Dad? 🥺” and she got all shocked and shit. Like no you don’t understand, that was hilarious. I was hilarious
Felt like pouring a fine aged brandy down a toilet tbh
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i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office
I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird
this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me
ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel
in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel
in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel
in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel
#besties i am starting to think the human skeletal system might just be trash (via @cicerfics)
you are not wrong bestie
in the Pleistocene age when humankind first began to walk upright: knee problems
"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper
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SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A PAINTING
SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A PAINTING
SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A PAINTING
What.
I could tell BC of the license plate but damn this is impressive
I could tell BC
of the license plate but damn
this is impressive
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.
i had a dream about a meme that said “your third eye is open but your chakras ain’t ready for these titties 👅” and a completely incomprehensible picture
what does that mean
this is EXACTLY what i saw thank you
That’s just a picture of tiddies if you all your chakras were open you’d be able to see it
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Rabindranath Tagore (1861-1941), poem 85 from “The Gardener”, 1914 Translated by the author from the original Bengali. New York: The Macmillan Company.
It is an hundred years hence now. Go open your doors.
i don’t wanna open my doors it’s cold outside :(
hello, i am the top secret replier! well done for finding me - you may never see me again!
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In another life I’m sitting in a town square rambling about nonsense no one cares about but me while being listened to by a small but loyal group of followers who will, from then on, be known as the disappointments of their generationally wealthy families because they spend their time listening to my useless Ted talks instead of spending their lives doing things “worthwhile” like continuing the family business they hate or something
I’ve been thinking a lot about the idea that a lot of iconophiles were female because icons could be worshipped in the domestic sphere which was much more accessible than actual places of worship. I couldn’t tell you why I’ve been thinking about it, I just have