The End

and other quick tip tricks

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I mean she didn't make eye contact with me all day. Do you think she knows  the neighbor's parrot and I are cybering?

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Just start mashing your face into potting soil if you can't figure out how to put Ikea furniture together. Worms will whisper wise words within. 

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No boys allowed or shellfish

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That's not a cigarette. You're literally smoking someone's lung.

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I thought it was someone whistling but it was just the pipes. I thought there were tiny footsteps but it was water dripping. I'm in the boiler room send help.

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Let's get this straight once and for all. Not every face has a nose and don't you dare think I can't smell what's cookin.

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End of Life Survey

A quick twenty minute survey to see how the creation of everything has affected you and how we, the cherubim staff, can take into account your perception of life to better the lives of those coming after you.

Routine maintenance will disable our networks between the hours of 1500-1700 GMT every Tuesday and Friday. Surveys can be administered through hard copies and #2 pencil during these times. 

Thank you for your involuntary service to consciousness. Have a day!

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Quick Tip Trick

In order to gain a loved one's trust back use their conditioner but blame it on the dog you don't have. Slip right back into their hearts, smooth noodle seal head. 

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Seizure Stroll 2: Too Close For Cumfart

A MMORPG targeted towards geriatrics. Game on, Meemaw.

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It's ya boy DJ Trick Rapidz aka BabyNames here again. Quick question, forum? Does foreplay madder 2 u and if so where can i touch your. this has been a problem for a whoile now and I don't know how to make it stop before the action is over?

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hank you

gRAND Rapids aka trickshot, babynamez

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Let's Get Intimate

try these new and improved pet names for that special someone. 

pumpkin patch, snug buggler, rootin tooty, chris handsonm, honey bedazzler, bedazzle, bedazzled, the rock, susan sarandamn, jean claude van damn, fistface, sports talk

remember sharon is karen so spread the joy this holiday season.Valentine's Day is com

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Out of School and Into the Pool

A guide to this year's top spots for relaxation.

#1-20: MTV's Love Lounge for single, salty sunbathers. You won't be needing that relationship here, so leave your extra baggage at the beaded entrance.

#21: Purity Hammock is an online community for hanging out and talking about anything that comes to mind lol. There is no fee, however in order to be admitted as a basic member, a selfie must be submitted alongside your favorite meme and a 50 word essay on your best qualities. Hang ten, brother.

#22: Microbrew You Customized Frosty Brews

#23: Brain. Get in touch with your skeletons in the closet. Addressing those psychological problems is a top priority in order to stay cool this summer. Ground yourself in reality before taking off on this cosmic 2014 adventure.

Thanks again everyone for the first time readers and come back everyday for new chill spots every Friday from now until 2015. 

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Teen Beats

Get foot loose this summer 2014 with Stone Cold Steve Austin's Club Bangers: My Life is in Shambles