[1000drawings]

by muhammedsalah_

[slytherinnpride]

[octahedronhd]

[naamahdarling]

This is Shakespearian.

[bravelittletoaster3]

Jesus hair is back y’all

[yensunicorn]

Cobie Smulders reads nice internet comments about herself

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[spritzeal]

straight men be like “Oh i love women” but then the only women they like are skinny long-haired girls age 18 - 25

fake fans smfh

[lioncalledparsley]

#oh you love women??? name three of their albums

[super-metroid]

the fact that phones dont have little charm loops in them anymore only goes to show that humanity as we know it is on the decline

[cat-parlour]

[dashbeardconfessional]

the plant has a question

[girls-can-get-married]

[benditliketobin-deactivated2023]

Maybe the USWNT celebrated that World Cup win so damn hard because they knew Jill Ellis wasn’t coming back.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[heathholiday]

[stole this off of @ (andercontrol21)’s twitter bc I needed this on my tumblr]

[furbawl]

[southernprideinme]

[officialpizzarat]

During the 1980s, more gay men died in New York City during the AIDS crisis than all recorded deaths of American soldiers in Vietnam. You need to know that.

[crypti-d-iscourse]

Sources, for Skeptics who can’t figure out google

120,453 aids related deaths from 1980-1990

57,939 american soldiers died in Vietnam

[dashonkelley]

truly chaotic drunk hero