Welcome to The Show!

A Samurott... trying to learn how to be a Samurott. I dream of traveling the world and making lots of friends! Not an eeby-deeby, despite what others may think. I'm just a Pokemon that has access to a laptop and what humans call "internet." Blanket unreality warning: I pretend that Pokemon are real. A Pokemon IRL blog.

[thatoneguy031]

<He's still not back yet. did that do that much to him?>

I-I really really hope not...

◇It's not like there isn't a reason... But that doesn't mean we can't just go help him out. We need to find him again. We haven't heard from him all day...

... <I dont want to make anyone panic, but me and blizard brath both saw that cheesecake cant swim good.>

◇...Wh-What? You don't mean...

[Cherry nodded, already making her way past Blair and Frost, carrying herself and Cocoa towards Route 223.] I don't want to think about what the implications of this could be. And to prevent those implications from becoming reality, I'm going to go get him again. You, Frost. Follow me.

[Frost briskly made their way after Cherry, with Blair at his heels, knowing that the situation could potentially be dire.]

[thatoneguy031]

...It h-happened again...

It happened again... They k-keep going after us...

I know, right? You'd think they'd be able to get the hint that we want nothing to do with them by now, but I guess not! ...and it's not like you're exactly helping here. We all kinda assumed that they wanted you.

...

Dude? You alright?

...Pfft- Hahaha... Haha! It's funny, isn't it?

◇Why's he laughing? Isn't this kind of dangerous? Knowing those jerks, a repeat of the cruise incident could happen all over again if they played their cards right.

It's hilarious, don't you see?! Dudes, get this: No matter what happens or whatever I try to do, nothing will EVER WORK! They will ALWAYS find a way to get to us! Get to ME! It's kind of insane, if you think about it.

"Nothing works"? We're still alive, right? That has to count for something.

<Samrot actng werd. stop. cam down.>

NOPE! Because the cycle is just gonna repeat, until one or even all of us are DEAD and out of the picture! All because I had the audacity to think I had free will in this Arc-forsaken universe!

[Guy dropped to the ground, covering his head with his paws. A familiar aura formed around him, the intensity of it being almost too much for the others to stand around Despite his laughter, he seemed to be in a deep state of distress, tears forming in his eyes as the red markings on his helmet and bracers began to glow.]

What the hell- Okay, Socrates, what's with this universe speak? Of course you have free will.

NOT IF PLASMA HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT! HAHAHAHAHA... He-he... Haa.... aaaaAAAAAHHHHH!

Shit...! It's happening again!

Wh-What are we supposed to do? Is Mr. S-Samurott going to be a-alright?

I DON'T KNOW. Blizzard Breath, do your... whatever you do to get him to calm down! Blair, what about you?!

<Cant.>

C-CAN'T?! The hell you mean "Can't?"

<tranng made samrot strong. powr got strong wih samrot.>

[Frost was barely able to get their message across before Guy began rushing towards the group, returning to that mysterious form once more.]

[Cherry snagged Cocoa with her tail, carrying Blair in her arms as she tried flying out of range of Guy's attacks. Meanwhile, Frost did his best to climb a tree, slipping a bit in the process, but he did manage to find a safe branch to take cover on. Guy flung one of his now blackened seamitars at him, appearing to have... struck a small chunk of Frost's hair. As opposed to having been sliced through like a knife through butter, that section.. shattered on contact?]

Well, now what, genius?!

[Frost did their best attempt at a shrug, shaking his head solemnly.]

◇ ...Maybe he just needs to let off some steam. [Blair watched as Guy seemingly gave up trying to attack them and raced towards Route 223.] He has a lot going on, it looks like. Although... This is definitely unnatural. We need to get a closer look at what... that is.

[thatoneguy031]

I... Well...

...When I said I wanted to be like a pirate, this isn't what I meant... That bounty was... not a joke. uh. I... don't know.

We've finally been attacked because of that bounty of ours. Ask us anything, I guess.

[thatoneguy031]

(@goldendrodchef) Um, hi Guy!

Uh, how have you been?

-Gen

M-Mr. Gen! I thought we would never be able to speak again!

Who...? Right, that guy. Is he still 10?

Who cares?! I'm doing great right now! We're all finally in Sinnoh, and my leg's finally healed!

Don't say that like you helped with the process...

Another thing! Uh... Blair's officially traveling with us now. I didn't really want that to happen, but I guess it would be nice to make things a little bit easier for all of us. Oh, and I'm trying to show Frost all the cool places in Sinnoh! I saw in a bunch of brochures and pamphlets and stuff that this region is a huge hotspot for all kinds of cool things!

I'm also here because Mr. Cooper said that I might be from this region, and that it explains... those... outbursts. But now, I finally have a lead! This could completely explain what's been going on!

W-Wait, I'm probably rambling nonsense again. Sorry about that... But it's been such a long time since we've talked! How are things going on with you?

[goldenrodchef]

Um, glad to hear you're doing well.

Uh. I'm, uh. Mostly alright. Still struggling with my body, but I've met @the-fallen-huntress and @mystictheshinycolouredmew, so at least that's good.

[thatoneguy031]

It'd probably be great to have a Riolu on our squad... Doesn't Cynthia have a Lucario on her Champ team?

...They sound really fun to be around! And I think it's really kind of you to adopt them!... But I'm sorry that you're still having problems with being an Oshawott. If you'd like, I can try teaching you some thi-

◇Woah, another Pokemon that can talk through text! That's pretty awesome! From the looks of it, there's a bunch more too! You wouldn't mind if I asked some of you what it was like to be Pokemon, would you?

[thatoneguy031]

(@goldendrodchef) Um, hi Guy!

Uh, how have you been?

-Gen

M-Mr. Gen! I thought we would never be able to speak again!

Who...? Right, that guy. Is he still 10?

Who cares?! I'm doing great right now! We're all finally in Sinnoh, and my leg's finally healed!

Don't say that like you helped with the process...

Another thing! Uh... Blair's officially traveling with us now. I didn't really want that to happen, but I guess it would be nice to make things a little bit easier for all of us. Oh, and I'm trying to show Frost all the cool places in Sinnoh! I saw in a bunch of brochures and pamphlets and stuff that this region is a huge hotspot for all kinds of cool things!

I'm also here because Mr. Cooper said that I might be from this region, and that it explains... those... outbursts. But now, I finally have a lead! This could completely explain what's been going on!

W-Wait, I'm probably rambling nonsense again. Sorry about that... But it's been such a long time since we've talked! How are things going on with you?

[thatoneguy031]

on an unrelated note to my travesties, i do have a picture of the bounty that Guy and the others have now. i just hate it because i drew everything oh so off model and just incorrect.

so you wont be seeing it until i manage to get a remake done at some point.

[thatoneguy031]

well, in the process of moving and deleting my non-pokeirl posts, i appear to have deleted my pinned post, and i cant find it in my archives.

...can i just. not? i already wasnt having a good day.

[thatoneguy031]

[ID: A slightly withered sheet of paper. It contained a photo of Guy, Cherry and Frost posing at the front end of the ship they used to arrive at Sinnoh. At the bottom contained the price of 200,000 Pokedollars, with text above it reading "WANTED: A demonic-appearing Samurott with a helm flaked in red markings, a Flygon with an ancient draconic appearance, and a Suicune that looks as though it were turned into a zombie!" End ID]

...

WHAT? Are you KIDDING me right now?! It's ALWAYS something!

<zombe? hunted?>

◇ Jeez, it looks like you dudes are famous now. There has to be something we can do about this, right?

...I-I...

...Demonic?

I just... I wanted... How... even...?

[suppermariobroth]

Please help me. I have nothing else.

[laranoa]

Because a lot of people don't click on videos:

The Supper Mario Broth admin's mom just passed away, meaning he's lost his last remaining family and will be losing government benefits and possibly his home.

He has a job but it does not pay enough to maintain the blog in its current state, because of how much time & research it takes to update. But it is his passion and he wants to keep doing it as much as he can.

I'm subscribed to his patreon at $6/month because I think he's doing some of the best video game writing and archiving work on the internet entirely for free. If you appreciate his blog at all, I really recommend chipping in, even just for a little while. There's even a $1 tier.

https://www.patreon.com/suppermariobroth

[poll-position]

Will you be welcoming inbox trick-or-treaters this year?

YES! - Feel free to trick-or-treat in my inbox!

NO! - I would rather not participate!

Voting ended onOct 15, 2024

Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

[coldslaws]

just curious

do you send yourself asks sometimes

no, it's no fun that way

no, i don't feel the need

yes, just because i like to

yes, but only when it's a specific question my followers prob won't ask

see answers

Voting ended onOct 7, 2024

[benchspkmnirlhub]

Introducing the Union Circle!

Ever wanted your character to visit another person's character, but they're in separate universes? This is for you!

Union Circle functions similarly to Pelipper Mail, Mystery Gift, and Magic Anons. It's a setting you can have on your blog to be enabled or disabled.

If enabled, people can send your character a "Union Request". If your character accepts the Union Request, then the character who sent the request will temporarily appear in your character's universe. More than two people can participate in a Union Circle, too!

It's important that all involved parties must agree to a Union Circle before it forms. If any party does not agree to the Union Request, the Union Circle will not occur.

Too much for you? There's also Union Rooms! These are a lot like Union Circles, but confined to a single room. People can enter these rooms to interact with characters from other universes! Once they leave the Union Room, though, they will return to their home universe.

Union Circle can be enabled or disabled at any time by the blogrunner.

If the existence of Union Circle might break your plots, don't worry, I have a solution!

Sometimes, Union Circle can't connect to certain universes. The in-universe reasoning can vary, from divine interference, to tumblr being weird and glitchy, to stress on the servers, and anything else you can think of! Think of this sorta like the "Divine Censorship" certain blogs employ to prevent characters from being spoiled on future events.

Please reblog this post if you're interested in using Union Circle on your blog(s), or just want to let more people know about it! Only if you want, though!

If you have any questions, feel free to ask me!

That's all I can think of! I hope you all have fun with Union Circle!

[thatoneguy031]

[Guy watched anxiously, as Blair slowly unwrapped the bandages from his hindleg. When the Trainer was complete in doing so, Guy immediately leaped back.]

...

<Am I free?>

[Blair carefully examined Guy's stance, looking for any signs of discomfort or otherwise obvious displays of pain, sighing in relief when he couldn't recognize any.]

You... should be. You really had me worried sick back there. What even brought you there in the first place?

!...

W-Well, I... I just...

<Samrot portect mimkyu.>

...Huh. That's a pretty noble thing to do, don't y'all think? Going through all of this, just for her? ...I know people that would've thrown her overboard without a second thought.

!!!

Would... Would one really do something s-so cruel?

Without a second thought. Especially the likes of... Plasma.

...It looks like I- I mean we lost their trail. They'd never follow us all the way to Sinnoh. They've probably did enough travelling for one lifetime, anyway.

With that being said... What do you think we should do, now that we're here?

[thatoneguy031]

//Alright, now that I have a proper account for my reblogs (@totallyrealkoraidon, if you wanna check it out), I can continue with the stuff involving Guy and Friends.

Also, I'm retconning the flashback arc. Kind of. I'm moreso cutting it short for the sake of keeping things pushing. It's still canon, it just kinda... gets saved for another time.

Those on Gliscord are going to already be aware of the stuff that happens, but I'm gonna sorta reset that, too. I do think I could've gotten do more than just what I've been doing up there, too. Well... It's more like me having faith that I can write it better, is all.

Anyways, this has been Delta, and I'm finally making a proper return. On with the show!

[thatoneguy031]

That's it. I'm doin' it.

I'm separating my main and Pokeirl blogs.

...Eventually.

I'm sick of feeling like I'm drowning my own characters' posts.

[thatoneguy031]

Because of reasons I don't feel comfortable sharing, I'm putting this and every other blog I own on hiatus.

I've been trying to keep all of my blogs active, but on top of those aforementioned reasons, I've been losing a bunch of motivation to continue doing much of anything.

I don't know how long it's going to take to return to everything, I really don't. But I sincerely believe that if I don't take this break at least, I'm going to go insane.

This is Delta, and it's been real.

[yesornopolls]

Do you know a character that has the same name as you?

Do you know a character that has the same name as you?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 9, 2024