Little Queen

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

[itsaudreynotaubrey]

This will never NOT be funny

[thesuncaptain]

@sweetlew39 @kissjelly @hamst3rific

[bigdipper24]

The desperation and panic in his crew mate’s voice is so REAL!

[nickholmes]

[vortexanomaly]

the crumb

[firelorcl]

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

[charmdog]

my heart says yes but my mom says no

[eelcock-deactivated20170711]

[meanplastic]

[onlytwitterpics]

[meladoodle]

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

[entropvy]

baby: *incomprehensible babbling*

me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0

[muffinshark]

You are a good man, with a good heart. And it’s hard for a good man to be a king.

[bisexualdemondean]

[klefable]

it’s me, the neediest person in the world™

[lingrix]

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

[acaballz]

BB8 *boop*

[thebootydiaries]

me in 5th grade hearing someone talking about farts: ew thats so nasty keep that at home

me at 22 seeing someone shitting in the street in broad daylight: i wanna be that free

[beaujes]

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

[beaujes]

who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety

[cocainesocialist]

stephen hawking marching against the vietnam war and speaking out against the invasion of iraq 30+ years later

[neoliberalismkills]

baby stuff!

heyo! baby arrival day is in 5 weeks, so if y’all want to get us something off of our baby registry, it would much much appreciated!

or if you don’t want to order anything off of amazon, you can just shoot us a gift via a paypal donation at the email [email protected]

thanks, y’all!